mittens for the gross

[from_here_to]

I know I'm, like, twee and shit, and even listen to bands named stuff like The Smittens and The Besties but I just can't get behind this:



Smittens™ are an innovative and fun new way to hold hands while walking or sitting with your loved one. With Smittens, you can actually hold hands inside one mitten!



Oh god, I think I'm going to throw up again.