Yea yea so you probably already know that I went for a haircut and screwed up my hair.
Now, i know people who'd gloat over my misfortune, and I really want to show how bad it is, but I can't bring myself to.
These are photos I took after I got my hair ruined. I tried to make the photo at least half as bad with my face covered, and I think it worked, pretty much. But photos are deceiving, so PLEASE, if you're smart enough you won't trust these.
Number one. My hair ends aren't all that sharp. My mom says I look like a ball from the back. A stylish ball, supposedly. BUT A BALL NONETHELESS. What the fuck. Sandwich. Placing the bad in between the (supposedly) good.
Number two.
MY HAIR ISN'T THAT LONG. This photo almost convinces me that my hair seems to be nearly as long as before i cut it, which is utter bullshit because the stylist snipped off a good 2-3 inches off my already short hair, so yes this photo is an illusion.
Number three.
NO. My hair is NOT OF THAT SHAPE. Technically I look like a mushroom now. Can you imagine?
I'm sure I have no need to show you what a mushroom looks like. Or if you are really that dumb maybe you could swing by the supermarket with your mother to have a look. I'm sure your mom would be pleased to know that you want to accompany her for shopping.
Nah. I'm just typing a whole bunch of crap again.
Really, thank you for reading my aimless blabber. You MUST be one of my good friends. HELLO I LOVE YOU <3
I need a new job, and i need more cash. But I am lacking motivation. Pathetic. Very, very, pathetic.