Apr 02, 2009 01:00
I was in the subway (Bucharest - at Unirea station) and had to change lines. Unfortunately it was horribly crowded so everybody was moving like it was a tortoises versus snails race.
A guy suddenly says very loudly: "Let me pass! Let me pass! I'm a kleptomaniac and I'm trying to be good!" (well... that's not a perfect translation, but that's basically what he said... In Romanian his words were "Faceti loc! Faceti loc! Sunt cleptoman si incerc sa ma abtin!").
In case you are wondering: nobody moved. He was totally ignored! People didn't even laugh! I really struggled to keep a straight face :)))
And I'm not messing with you. This is for real :)
funny,
rl