the strongest disappointment

[frogsicles]

[so people might notice that Cirno sounds surprisingly quiet.

this is because she is holding the phone upside-down while she talks.]

So I guess you can use this thing to talk to people who aren't here? Or something? That's what the creepy lady said when I asked her

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[k1_sauce]

What the? Why would a girl want frogs so badly?

[frogsicles]

So I can freeze 'em.

[k1_sauce]

I, uh...huh? Why're you so quiet?

[frogsicles]

You're the one who's being quiet!

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[k1_sauce]

I am not! You a--

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[k1_sauce]

Do you know how a phone works?

[frogsicles]

Yes! You talk into it and people who aren't there can hear you! See, I know how it works!

[k1_sauce]

Dumb girls are usually cute, right? Patience, Maebara.

How about you trying listening into the part near your mouth?

[frogsicles]

Why would I do something like that? Isn't it working the way it is right now?

[k1_sauce]

[Muffled sound of a palm hitting a forehead.]

Right. Of course.

[frogsicles]

Is it not supposed to be this quiet? Maybe yours is broken.

[k1_sauce]

Yeah, that's probably it.

Anyways, you might be able to find frogs in the park. But why do you want to freeze them? That's kind of weird.

[frogsicles]

Oh, I'm a human now so I don't think I can freeze 'em yet. But I was lookin' for frogs before I knew that. Unless humans can still freeze things! Can they, can they?!

Anyway, it's for ice training! And 'cause I think frozen frogs are really cute, and I like juggling them and putting them in the lake and watching them thaw! Frogs are a lot of fun, you know!

[k1_sauce]

Nope, last I checked, I can't freeze things. Not unless you count the--er, nevermind. Don't tell people to put frogs in their freezer.

...So, you're another one of those non-human people. What're you supposed to be?

[frogsicles]

I'm an ice fairy! And the strongest in all of Gensokyo!

...But what were you saying before? Now I wanna know! I wanna freeze some froggies!

[k1_sauce]

I didn't say anything. Nothing.