the strongest snowballs

[frogsicles]

[Snowball fight. You. Cirno. RIGHT NOW.

No, she doesn't care if you have somewhere to go. There is a snowball flying at your face.

WHAT DO?]

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[shoeofbaileys]

You tryin' to pick a fight with Old Gregg?

[frogsicles]

Yeah, I'm tryin' ta pick a fight! Pick up a snowball an' fight back!

[shoeofbaileys]

Maybe Old Gregg don't wanna throw no snowball.

Maybe Old Gregg just wanna tear your head off your little midget shoulders.

[frogsicles]

Even if you DID, I'd just come back ta life!

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't care. He just bust into your house and do it again and again til you stay gone, yes ma'am.

[frogsicles]

I don't stay gone, 'cuz I'm a fairy!

[shoeofbaileys]

What, you some little bug bitch, all flying around boys in stupid ass green outfits, hmm? Lettin' 'em shake you so they can all get high and fly with your magic fairy dust? That what you are?

[frogsicles]

No, that's gross. Boys have cooties.

[shoeofbaileys]

Oh, I get it.

You jealous of all the other fairies, aint'cha? Bet they all got themselves a nice man, and you can't get one cause you a stupid little blue hair witch, ain'tcha?

[frogsicles]

Shows how much you know, stupid! I'm married!

[shoeofbaileys]

You lyin'. Who all wanna marry you? A flyswatter?

[frogsicles]

Her name's Wriggle an' she's the best wife ever!

[shoeofbaileys]

Oh, I get it. Okay. Old Gregg can all get that. There ain't nothing wrong with that.

Ain't like no boy would ever like you none anyway.

[frogsicles]

There are lotsa boys who like me! Keiichi likes me!