the strongest popsicles

[frogsicles]

[Today Cirno is selling popsicles outside 1337 Benny Road. Or at least that's what she says - she's got bottles of fruit juice and empty cups, but they aren't actually frozen. Yet. Oh yeah, she's also wearing a sundress as though it were the middle of summer, and not wearing any socks or shoes. But it doesn't bother her; in fact, she seems pretty

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[deaths_heritor]

. . . Is that colored ice?

[frogsicles]

Yeah, I made it outta juice!

...Wait, you don't know what popsicles are?

[deaths_heritor]

I can't say I've heard of them. Isn't it a bit cold for ice at this time of year?

[frogsicles]

No, it's not cold! The weather's perfect!

[deaths_heritor]

For ice fairies, perhaps. For the rest of us, it's a bit on the nippy side.

[frogsicles]

Nippy? The weather doesn't really bite people, does it?

[deaths_heritor]

It's a metaphor. The cold 'bites' at your skin.