the strongest popsicles

[frogsicles]

[Today Cirno is selling popsicles outside 1337 Benny Road. Or at least that's what she says - she's got bottles of fruit juice and empty cups, but they aren't actually frozen. Yet. Oh yeah, she's also wearing a sundress as though it were the middle of summer, and not wearing any socks or shoes. But it doesn't bother her; in fact, she seems pretty

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[tsunslut]

*Oh hi Cirno...

... Len is bad staring at you right now.*

[frogsicles]

[It takes her a moment...but she does notice Len.]

Hi, d'you want one?

[tsunslut]

You're joking, right? It's much too cold out here for that!

[frogsicles]

Nuh-uh! It's just the right weather!

[tsunslut]

... Are you stupid or something?

[frogsicles]

I'm not stupid!

[tsunslut]

Are you sure? Even people that are used to the cold would know that it's much too chilly for that.

[frogsicles]

It's not too chilly for an ice fairy.

[tsunslut]

I am obviously not an ice fairy.

[frogsicles]

Well, yeah, but...

People who aren't ice fairies have been buyin' popsicles so that's no excuse!

[tsunslut]

They obviously just feel bad for you.

[frogsicles]

Nuh-uh! Nobody feels bad for me 'cuz I'm the strongest. I'm the one who should be feelin' bad for them!

[tsunslut]

I highly doubt that. The stupidest, perhaps, but the strongest?

[frogsicles]

I just SAID! I'm not stupid!

[tsunslut]

I obviously don't believe you.

[frogsicles]

Well...well then YOU'RE stupid!