the strongest halloween

[frogsicles]

[Cirno.

Several rolls of toilet paper.

Your house.

This won't end well.]

Comments

[is_an_island]

[

looking]

[frogsicles]

[WAVES]

Hi, England!

[is_an_island]

Why do you have toilet paper with you?

[frogsicles]

'Cuz I'm gonna throw it on people's houses an' stuff!

[is_an_island]

But not my house, correct?

[frogsicles]

Why not your house?

[is_an_island]

Because I don't want my house to have toilet paper on it.

[frogsicles]

Why not? That means you're not celebrating Hollow Bean!

[is_an_island]

Of course I am.

I'm dressed up all proper [as a vampire herp a derp] and I'm giving out apples to any children who trick or treats.

i did not have an icon fail

[frogsicles]

Apples? That's dumb. You should give out candy.

cirno looked very dashing as she bad-mouthed apples

[is_an_island]

Apples are healthier, by far.

But I also baked some cookies, if that's what you'd like.

[frogsicles]

Cookies?! I want some!

[GRABBY HANDS, she's forgotten that England can't bake to save his life...]

[is_an_island]

Oh, well, if you insist. I mean, I was just going to share with my family, but...

[coming out with a pan of

what appears to be spiders and worms and sardines stuck out of a little black round thing

does his cooking get worse around halloween??]

[frogsicles]

Wow, even your cookies look super scary! You really are celebrating!

[is_an_island]

... I used my normal recipe.

[frogsicles]

Oh.

[Suddenly, chills...]