the strongest return

[frogsicles]

[Hello, Mayfield! It's 6 in the morning, and what better rude awakening is there than an exceptionally loud phone call?]

DAMMIT, NOT THIS STUPID PLACE AGAIN!

[Cirno slams the phone down, but she picks it up again about fifteen seconds later.]

HEY EVERYBODY, WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM?! I BEAT MARISA! TRUE STORY!

Comments

[lasersallover]

...no you didn't.

[frogsicles]

Yes I did! Don't start lyin' to people 'cuz you're embarrassed!

[lasersallover]

Whatever! No one is gonna believe you because it's not true!

[frogsicles]

It is so true, you liar!

[lasersallover]

Are your pants on fire?

[frogsicles]

I'm not wearin' pants!

[lasersallover]

That means you're lying.

[frogsicles]

Nuh-uh! It means that since I'm not wearing pants they can't be on fire, so I'm not a liar!

[lasersallover]

Nope! You're scared to put on pants to prove that you're right so that means you're a liar!

[frogsicles]

I'll go put on some pants right now!

[She puts the phone down and comes back a minute later. She is indeed wearing a pair of pants.]

They're not on fire! So there!

[lasersallover]

You have to run around town first. And just so people know you're wearing pants, you have to pull them down!

[frogsicles]

But I can't run if I pull my pants down! Can I fly instead?

[lasersallover]

It doesn't work like that. Sorry.

[frogsicles]

...Hey, how come I gotta prove I'm not lying an' you don't? 'Specially since you're the one who's lying.

[lasersallover]

Because I've been wearing pants for three days straight and they're still not on fire.

[frogsicles]

You must be doin' some weird kinda magic to keep 'em from lighting on fire! That's cheating!