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✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (some but not a lot)
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games. (boring, stupid, pointless)
× I've tried marijuana. (boring, stupid, pointless)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (since I was 3 years old!!)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (yes, and no! I grew up in a family that played mind games, and walked on eggshells all the time)
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (As far as love goes!)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (it's a tiny one, in a mermaid holder (mom gave it to me!))
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (california rolls!! WOOHOO!!)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Who has fresh breath in the morning!!)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (two brothers, one older, one younger)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Raised in the theater!! Acting, thank you!!)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Let's just say, I refused to have a cell phone up until last year!!)
✓ I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (nothing serious, just more of a convenience than explanations.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (By slept I assume you mean ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends. (I have a smaller group of close friends)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (what the hell does peck mean?)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (She may be a little cooky, but I love her!!)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (God, give me strength!!)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (The only two times I've been drunk were due to my parents!!)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (but in a nice way!!)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (LOVE< LOVE LOVE!!!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (If that were the case, I wouldn't be working my ass off !!)
× I want to have children in the future. (Still not completely sure!!)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Professional babysitter for many years!!)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (more than a friend, unfortunately)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Pollen dust, dander.... Damn you all!!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (ALWAYS!!)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (it depends!)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (alcohol yes, drugs no!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (not technically)
× I enjoy some country music. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (and get to dress up!!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (ehh...blows)
× Republican. (ehh....sucks)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I am me?)
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (ALWAYS!!)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (a very tiny one!!)
✓ I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Define ridiculous!!)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Ph.D. here I come!)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Do you count the voice?)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (what the heck?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (they're OK)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (always have, always will!!)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (atleast I have before)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (HAVE AT YOU!!)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (sometimes!!)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (I like all of them, most of the time)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (DR PEPPER!!)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I am a leaf on the wind...........)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (not touching that one)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (yuck)
✓ I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (not completely, but quite a bit)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (they are next to the bed though)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (let's just say, four years of braces)
× I hate my toes. (OK)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (both are good though)
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (boring, stupid, pointless)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (not by choice though, it's for work)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (and if they did, I'd have to run around acting like a monkey doing the banana dance)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (who does?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (daydreams, away!!!!)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Dr. Pepper, chocolate, alan tudyk!!)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Only once in a while!!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I can be!!)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (more so to make people laugh)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (does gibberish count?)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I wear earplugs every night!!)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (most of my books are educational)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (procrastinators anonymous)
× I have no piercings. (just the ears)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (does church count??)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (only when those monthly cramps come around)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (if you haven't wondered that, you need some direction)
× I like most animals better than most people. (too many years working in an animal hospital)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (yay for belly dance, and striptease aerobics!!)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I scuba dive)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (no, but I was in a play that required me to be in lingerie)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (yes, but it was before puberty)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (nope, I prefer man flesh)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (it has happened, more so the eating)
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (this used to be the case)
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (I work in an HIV laboratory)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (it's called a purse!!)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I am, and I am)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I still sleep with her, when it's a girls weekend!!)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (who dee whatty?)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (welcome to my world!!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (only when those people are consistent in this area though, and for very small instances)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (guys are stupid!! Take advantage if you can!!)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (and the sound of other people chewing it drives me crazy!!)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Didn't anyone see "sound of thunder"?)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I have a pretty good sense of direction)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (la la la)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (no, but I promised her, I'd build her a cottage on my property)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (that's what dell said, anyway!!)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (what does that mean?)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (no pets, and that's weird)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (in the pool at home)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (more than that honey!)
× I enjoy burritos. (yuck)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (half actually!)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (God, give me strength!!)
✓ I am a twin! (only my twin is evil, and invisible!!)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (I like to combine the two)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (yes, but some things can't be done in one sitting)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (if that were true, no one would learn anything)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I wish)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (everyone does, and then they go and talk on the cell phone, or AIM a buddy)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (ummmm, no)
× I download songs from the internet. (don't have internet or ipod at home)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (and that sport is scuba diving!!, or pool!)
× I think this survey is particularly long. (not so bad)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (if you do, you have intimacy issues)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (can't drink any kind of coffee)