you suck (compression ratio)

Mar 29, 2005 00:07

I am so depressed by the turn of events that have happened to me (I have no control of my fate and am inherently good and always righteous, everything is someone else's fault) that I cannot think or breathe. OMG the agony surrounds me as am taken down into an ever deepening pit of black despair. The sky will never be clear again, clouds encompass my short and meager existence. I need someone to come to my rescue and comfort me.

Also, fuck anyone that bought into the stream of bullshit I just posted. Some people need to realize I don't give a shit when they throw a pity party for herself and manage to invite everyone on the internet. I just wanted to mention everyone who buys into these buckets of walking bullshit is a cumbucket (in fact all girls are according to big seams). Livejournals are gay in general, they don't need giant blubbering candy panda asses supplementing their bad name. Posting pictures of your pain in your live journal is gayer still. However that badass chameleon thing katie had rocks, but she doesn't read my lovely lj so it's irrelevant. Also, I am awesome. Not only that, but I've realized I know maybe 1 person smarter than me, and that's when I'm on a bad day. So congratulations, you all are chimpanzees that cannot grasp concepts like using sticks to dig bugs out of hollows in trees compared to me. Now, a call out to my homies, not in order of importance: mushroom, johnbo, jumbo, seamo, canada, joshy, b-pock, lurknurc, banquo, brad, gaym, smoky mcpot, big red, the vagrant, and all others, you know who you are, you're just too good to attach a name to. Have a good night and I'll be back to rock your world later.
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