Didn't I Do This Already?
I. Once upon a time, when Frog was twenty two and stupid, she had a job that she sort of loved and sort of hated. Then when she was twenty three she found out she was working for truly heinous people, and it broke her heart. So she quit, went on a really long road trip, and landed in a Small Town where she lived happily ever after.
II. Once upon a time, when Frog was twenty five and stupid, she had a job that she sort of loved and sort of was indifferent toward. Then when she was twenty nine she found out that the really nice people she had been working for were not nearly as nice as she thought they were, and it broke her heart. So she sat at her desk and cried for three days because she has a mortgage and a roof loan and a rotting window and is too old for road trips.
II. Once upon a time, when Frog was twenty five and stupid, she had a job that she sort of loved and sort of was indifferent toward. Then when she was twenty nine she found out that the really nice people she had been working for were not nearly as nice as she thought they were, and it broke her heart. So she sat at her desk and cried for three days because she has a mortgage and a roof loan and a rotting window and is too old for road trips.