Alphabet Meme Redux
B is for Bunnies (steelneko)
Bunnies. Bunnies are cute, sweet, and adorable, right? Wrong.
The only reason bunnies aren't as bad as kangaroos is that they can't get as big. I still have a scar on my hand from the pet dwarf rabbit we had as a kid. Over ten years and you can still tell where the wee little bunny kicked me.
That scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail isn't a joke, it's a warning. Bunnies. They're evil.
D is for Drop Bears (steelneko)
Drop bears totally exist.
While we may say they're mythical, that's actually a front to protect the tourist industry, since no-one would want their photo taken with the grumpy bastard adorable koalas if they knew that there was actually a chance it was a drop bear about to bite their heads off.
E is for Edmund the wrong bad hot (nameitlater)
Edmund Pevensie is hot. This has largely to do with the fact that while Peter may be High King and 'the Magnificent', Ed is quite obviously the one who gets shit done, and that kind of competence is hot. As is dualsword wielding. And being a snarky little bugger.
To sum up.
Dear Skandar.
Please go away and stop looking like that for a year and a half so it feels slightly less creepy to think of you and your characters as hot.
Please.
J is for Jo Harvelle and all the ways she wishes she was like Meg (crazylike_afox)
Jo does not wish she was like Meg. At all. Meg is all into pink and stuff, and that's just wrong.
Okay, maybe the sleeping with Dean part. And the having bigger boobs. That'd be nice. BUT NOTHING ELSE.
K is for KATIE AND CMM'S EPIC, UNFLINCHING LOVE OF THE AGES (spoonishly)
Katie swooned. Gracefully.
Luckily, her manly Chad was there to catch her before she hit the ground and ruined the effect. She stared. Stared up into his blue blue eyes. Eyes the colour of sapphires, of lapis, of clear skies, and deep oceans.
Overcome with feeling, she swooned. Again. "Oh Chad," she moaned. "Take me now. Make me yours, yours and no one elses."
"Of course," Chad replied, his deep manly voice as rough as the golden-hued stubble on his jutting jawline. "Anything for you my love. My Katie."
"Oh, how I love you," Katie cried out, swooning once again.
S is for Seeley is hot (septembergrrl)
See icon. Seeley Booth is HOT. David Boreanaz is obviously looking into getting a portrait in an attic as he is fine, and just getting better with age.
Add in the fact that Booth isn't emotionally constipated, and able to crack a smile without people fearing for their necks, and you've got yourself a smoking hot piece of man-flesh.
T is for TORTURING KATIE (comedownstairs)
It's fun. Really, really fun. Especially when she starts keysmashing and showing the blowjob smiley of joy.
W is for WTF ARE THE BONES SHOWRUNNERS ON (spoonishly)
You suck, Hart Hanson. You can pull your overswollen head out of your arse and shove your "shocking" "outside the box" twist back where you got it from post-haste. People talking is not a desired outcome if what they're talking about is the blatant contempt you show for your veiwers, your characters, your actors, and basic logic.
Z is for Zack, and what will happen once they reveal that the Bones season finale never happened (steelneko)
Zack is awesome, adorable, and not a psycho-killer. After the next season opener reveals that the finale was just an Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge type hallunication while Booth was on the operating table, Zack discovers evidence that Sweets and his freaky teeth have been nomming down on people and gets him booted into prison where he belongs.
And there much rejoicing.
Bunnies. Bunnies are cute, sweet, and adorable, right? Wrong.
The only reason bunnies aren't as bad as kangaroos is that they can't get as big. I still have a scar on my hand from the pet dwarf rabbit we had as a kid. Over ten years and you can still tell where the wee little bunny kicked me.
That scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail isn't a joke, it's a warning. Bunnies. They're evil.
D is for Drop Bears (steelneko)
Drop bears totally exist.
While we may say they're mythical, that's actually a front to protect the tourist industry, since no-one would want their photo taken with the grumpy bastard adorable koalas if they knew that there was actually a chance it was a drop bear about to bite their heads off.
E is for Edmund the wrong bad hot (nameitlater)
Edmund Pevensie is hot. This has largely to do with the fact that while Peter may be High King and 'the Magnificent', Ed is quite obviously the one who gets shit done, and that kind of competence is hot. As is dualsword wielding. And being a snarky little bugger.
To sum up.
Dear Skandar.
Please go away and stop looking like that for a year and a half so it feels slightly less creepy to think of you and your characters as hot.
Please.
J is for Jo Harvelle and all the ways she wishes she was like Meg (crazylike_afox)
Jo does not wish she was like Meg. At all. Meg is all into pink and stuff, and that's just wrong.
Okay, maybe the sleeping with Dean part. And the having bigger boobs. That'd be nice. BUT NOTHING ELSE.
K is for KATIE AND CMM'S EPIC, UNFLINCHING LOVE OF THE AGES (spoonishly)
Katie swooned. Gracefully.
Luckily, her manly Chad was there to catch her before she hit the ground and ruined the effect. She stared. Stared up into his blue blue eyes. Eyes the colour of sapphires, of lapis, of clear skies, and deep oceans.
Overcome with feeling, she swooned. Again. "Oh Chad," she moaned. "Take me now. Make me yours, yours and no one elses."
"Of course," Chad replied, his deep manly voice as rough as the golden-hued stubble on his jutting jawline. "Anything for you my love. My Katie."
"Oh, how I love you," Katie cried out, swooning once again.
S is for Seeley is hot (septembergrrl)
See icon. Seeley Booth is HOT. David Boreanaz is obviously looking into getting a portrait in an attic as he is fine, and just getting better with age.
Add in the fact that Booth isn't emotionally constipated, and able to crack a smile without people fearing for their necks, and you've got yourself a smoking hot piece of man-flesh.
T is for TORTURING KATIE (comedownstairs)
It's fun. Really, really fun. Especially when she starts keysmashing and showing the blowjob smiley of joy.
W is for WTF ARE THE BONES SHOWRUNNERS ON (spoonishly)
You suck, Hart Hanson. You can pull your overswollen head out of your arse and shove your "shocking" "outside the box" twist back where you got it from post-haste. People talking is not a desired outcome if what they're talking about is the blatant contempt you show for your veiwers, your characters, your actors, and basic logic.
Z is for Zack, and what will happen once they reveal that the Bones season finale never happened (steelneko)
Zack is awesome, adorable, and not a psycho-killer. After the next season opener reveals that the finale was just an Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge type hallunication while Booth was on the operating table, Zack discovers evidence that Sweets and his freaky teeth have been nomming down on people and gets him booted into prison where he belongs.
And there much rejoicing.