Santa Baby...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I broke niceguy84's X-Box (-12 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole knottedtongues's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I pulled over and changed bggrthnmybdy84's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-673 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
froggiechique