Jan 24, 2005 23:05
Last night I had a dream where I was jumping around Malta on a spring. Like a jack-in-the-box on a rampage. Every single dream I have has a "trying to find a toilet" sequence. This is because I have the weakest bladder in the world and thus always need the toilet at some point during the night. This has led to some really fabulous and extravagent toilets though. (they're usually the only thing I remember). The one last night was amazing. It was a public convenience in this little country village type place. From the outside it was very plain and unspectacular. But inside there was this huge, black, art-deco urinal (yes I am a man). And also a couch made out of little ceramic figurines of stags. It would've been the most uncomfortable couch ever..(with all the antlers jabbing in your arse) but it was crazy! I should get into toilet design... I'd have so much inspiration.
I've been thinking I need to go out in the sun more. I dunno. I just see recent pictures of myself and I think.. "aye aye who's that? They look well ill! ...oh, shit, it's me."
Spoke to Lane this afternoon. He wants to come over sometime in the summer which will be cool. He's got it into his head that he's gonna work his matchmaking magic and find me "some penis" <--- his exact words!! .
We'll see.