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I MADE A PORNO WITH JESSICA SIMPSON BECAUSE I'M A NINJA
**Pick the month you were born in***********
January: I have a crush on
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I love
May: I masterbated 2 pictures of
June: i get mad when i see
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I kissed
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I did
********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: A DVD player
8: Some Random Chick
9: Quagmire
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Lesbian
15: John Stamos
16: Your Mom
17: Britney Spears
18: Jessica Simpson
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Pimp Gangsta
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Hilary Duff
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Napoleon Dynamite
31: A Zombie
*********Pick the First Letter of Your Name**********
A: Because I got high
B: Because I like taco bell
C: Because I'm kool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because I was drunk
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because I hate Russians
H: Because I wanted to biznatch
I: Because I am gay
J: Because I'm a ninja
K: Because I had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because I had too much vodka
N: Because I'm mentally ill
O: Because I'm the koolest person ever
P: Because I ate shellfish
Q: Because I just had breakfast
R: Because I'm horny
S: Because I'm thinkin Arby's
T: Because I'm gangsta
U: Because I dont like mint ice cream
V: Because I love waffles
W: Because I'm a dirty mexican
X: Because I have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because I'm blonde
Z: Because I have a third nipple
Hehe, Marc shot spiderman because he had too much vodka.
**Pick the month you were born in***********
January: I have a crush on
February: I hate
March: I ate pizza with
April: I love
May: I masterbated 2 pictures of
June: i get mad when i see
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I made a porno with
September: I kissed
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I did
********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: A cop
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: A DVD player
8: Some Random Chick
9: Quagmire
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Lesbian
15: John Stamos
16: Your Mom
17: Britney Spears
18: Jessica Simpson
19: This Farmer
20: A Pile of Dog Shit
21: A Pimp Gangsta
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: Ludacris
24: AC/DC
25: Hilary Duff
26: My Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Napoleon Dynamite
31: A Zombie
*********Pick the First Letter of Your Name**********
A: Because I got high
B: Because I like taco bell
C: Because I'm kool like that
D: Because no one likes me
E: Because I was drunk
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because I hate Russians
H: Because I wanted to biznatch
I: Because I am gay
J: Because I'm a ninja
K: Because I had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because I had too much vodka
N: Because I'm mentally ill
O: Because I'm the koolest person ever
P: Because I ate shellfish
Q: Because I just had breakfast
R: Because I'm horny
S: Because I'm thinkin Arby's
T: Because I'm gangsta
U: Because I dont like mint ice cream
V: Because I love waffles
W: Because I'm a dirty mexican
X: Because I have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because I'm blonde
Z: Because I have a third nipple
Hehe, Marc shot spiderman because he had too much vodka.