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Glimpses of incomprehensible genius:
1) “Bad jokes have a negative affect on joking.”
2) "Cure to the hiccups: picture a pink pony on a grassy hill."
3) "There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."
4) "Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?"
5) "... I would look at my face in the bathroom mirror - just look at it for fifteen minutes..."
6) "There is no true black or pure white."
7) "A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker."
8) "... I am the visual aid to a Mexican mouse.”
Now, all of these are taken completely out of contexts, but four of these quotes are from friends of mine (3 of which were said under the influence of drugs or alcohol) and the other four are from Steven Hawking, George Carlin, Haruki Murakami, and Budda.
You're not that sure about it are you?
1) “Bad jokes have a negative affect on joking.”
2) "Cure to the hiccups: picture a pink pony on a grassy hill."
3) "There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."
4) "Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?"
5) "... I would look at my face in the bathroom mirror - just look at it for fifteen minutes..."
6) "There is no true black or pure white."
7) "A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker."
8) "... I am the visual aid to a Mexican mouse.”
Now, all of these are taken completely out of contexts, but four of these quotes are from friends of mine (3 of which were said under the influence of drugs or alcohol) and the other four are from Steven Hawking, George Carlin, Haruki Murakami, and Budda.
You're not that sure about it are you?