There is a Valentine's PrOn Battle for Lady Queers

[frogfrizz]

Since I can't write prOn to save my ass, I'm pimping femslash_today's prOn battle (kwanboa, you know you want to write Lauren/Sydney smut). Go post a prompt, write a story, and be merry! Because sexing is loooove!

February is the perfect time for wankery, and lady wankery at that!

Comments

[missfoxie]

I don't believe that you are hopeless at pr0n. Use this battle to practise (and no, of course I am not just wanting as much smut as poss, course not *whistles innocently*). I bet you're fine at it. You can after all write everything else. :D

I wish there was more Alias femslash involving that incredibly sexy hottie Irina Derevko.

[ana_khouri]

I don't believe that you are hopeless at pr0n. ... You can after all write everything else.

I second that...

I wish there was more Alias femslash involving that incredibly sexy hottie Irina Derevko

You mean there is some?!? tell me where! Gods I love Irina....

[frogfrizz]

Oh! The faith of my betas who worship me! *clutches chest* thank you for the vote of confidence. =P

[missfoxie]

Hehe, there's hardly any at all. Virtually none. But then I suppose there's not that many women you can pair Irina with effectively. And the only other female character I find even a bit hot is Katya.....and well, that would just be very wrong. *grins*

Somewhere I do remember reading a very hot fic that involved Irina/Anna Espinosa (and then there was a threesome with Jack) though.

[ana_khouri]

I suppose there's not that many women you can pair Irina with effectively

Right.. related to everyone... I knew there was a reason I hadn't done it already... gotta start thinking crossovers? Hum... my challenge should I choose to accept it I guess..

[missfoxie]

Yup, damn blood ties and shared genetics screw up the smut.

Mmmmmm, my brain has long tried to fanwank Irina/Roslin. Because that hotness would be off the frakkin' charts! Oh the power play and the inscrutable expressions.....*guh* There's been a fantastic Jack Bristow/Roslin, so why not his lovely [evil] wife [ex-]?

[ana_khouri]

my brain has long tried to fanwank Irina/Roslin. Because that hotness would be off the frakkin' charts!

Gods yes!! ::melts::

humm... I suppose anyone could be a final five Cylon... (not that we need plausability..)

Looks like I'll be trying to improve my smut abilities too with all these crazy hot pairs floating around my head now...

[missfoxie]

I've been trying to figure out a decent way to get them together, or at least in the same universe. Among the ideas has been the AU where Irina is the uber-terrorist/criminal of the 12 Colonies (hah, Zarek would totally be one of her lowly bitches). And maybe you try to bring together Rambaldi to the Pythia shiz.

Yup, the more smut, the better. And the more hot women Irina and Roslin are paired with, the better. This be gospel truth indeed. ;D

[ana_khouri]

Among the ideas has been the AU where Irina is the uber-terrorist/criminal of the 12 Colonies (hah, Zarek would totally be one of her lowly bitches).

Hum... that is a far better incorporation... I'd love to read that one... crazy character/plot-ness as Laura tries to reconsile with the hotness that is Irina's terrorism... eeee!

I'd send you over my muses for that one if didn't desperatly need them... : )

[frogfrizz]

Actually, I am planning to use this battle as practice; I admit I want as much prOn as possible and will therefore add to the 'pool of talent'.

I'm all for Sydney/Lauren because arch-enemies dishing it out and frakking is just *melts into a pool and dies*. I'll post more Sydney/Lauren prompts and an Irina one for good measure.

[missfoxie]

Oooh, good good. I shall look forward to it.

Oh yes, indeedy, hateful fraks are muy hot. I just wish Lauren didn't bug me, and actually found Syd sexy. I seem to remember there being some new pretty lil things in Season 5 (I think it's 5) though.

[kwanboa]

Perhaps I might change your mind. Lauren had her reasons for doing what she did, and she wasn't a good person, no. But people change...especially if love's involved. >)

[missfoxie]

Oh it wasn't the character who bugged me, it was the actress playing her. There was poutiness and crazy eyes and superficial things that go against my Type (like blonde hair), lol.

Lauren/Sark was hot though.

[kwanboa]

Oh. (Don't look at my journal, then, the layout's of her because she's my celebrity wife and I'm going to marry her somedaaaay...)

...wait, pouting? You sure you weren't watching every other movie she's ever been in where they poof her hair and Marilyn-ize her? I recall a lot of glaring, but not pouting. Too bad no one in Alias ever smiles...Melissa George's smile is one of the prettiest in the world. (So is Jen's =/)

[missfoxie]

'Kay then, I won't, lol. I wish you a long and happy marriage! ;)

It probably isn't actual pouting, maybe more like this natural little moue that for some unknown reason, gets to me. I guess I am just a little fusspot. I mean, I stayed away from Alias for so long because I thought Jen Garner would get on my nerves. It did take a little while for me to get used to her on the show, but later once I had seen the gag reels of utter hilarity, I warmed to her goofy cuteness.

[Melissa does indeed look very different in photos like sunny magazine shots.]

[kwanboa]

Who are you going to pair her with that 1)isn't her immediate relative and 2)is somewhere near her age group? Director Chase? LOL!