There is a Valentine's PrOn Battle for Lady Queers

[frogfrizz]

Since I can't write prOn to save my ass, I'm pimping femslash_today's prOn battle (kwanboa, you know you want to write Lauren/Sydney smut). Go post a prompt, write a story, and be merry! Because sexing is loooove!

February is the perfect time for wankery, and lady wankery at that!

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[kwanboa]

Uh! I can't! We're in the middle of a SAGA here!

Inner!Syd: I think we already did everything belivable in the story.
Inner!Lauren: She could submit one of those scenes.
Inner!Syd: Is that cheating?
Inner!Lauren: Oh look at you, little Miss Morality.
Inner!Syd: Don't make me rape you later.
Inner!Lauren: You're still trying to make up for our first time, aren't you?
Inner!Syd: Oh, I'm getting out the toys you haven't seen yet.
Inner!Lauren: You will wake the toddler.
Inner!Syd: I have ways.
Inner!Lauren: I seem to have taught you the art of evil far too well.
Inner!Syd: Smirking doesn't become you.
Inner!Lauren: We were consulted about something, dear.
Inner!Syd: Well geez, I don't know. She could submit one of our existing stories, if it isn't cheating.
Inner!Lauren: Yes. As I said earlier, I'm not sure we can do anything believable.
Inner!Syd: And the one whose head we live in is all about the belivable.
Inner!Lauren: Well, we can regress if necessary, right dear?
Inner!Syd: Oh, to when I was a shrinking violet outside of work?
Inner!Lauren: That was what made me want to jump you.
Inner!Syd: Heh.

[frogfrizz]

*holds inner!Lauren and Sydney dolls and forces them to smooch*

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about your saga. Aren't you going to send it to me in parts? Or in one big email? Can't wait to beta!

[kwanboa]

*laugh* Help me BUY the dolls, ball-joint dolls cost a LOT of money, lol.

Inner!Syd: Yeah, she's putting a boy's face on a woman's body for me.
Inner!Lauren: Yes, well, you had Jen for an actress, and the most popular insult for her is "horseface".
Inner!Syd: I don't mind. The boy's cute.
Inner!Lauren: Yeah, she decided on me being straight-up that girl who has the body you're getting.
Inner!Syd: Talk about same-liking-same. But it's very clear why you're getting her, though. Incredible likeness.

Uhm, well, the story went morphtastic when I introduced Rachel. There are a lot of bits that are still half-finished that need to at least be finished before I send it to you. And there are giant gaps in the timeline, but I'm leaving those and hoping you can help fill them.