Second Semester Housing
So it's a choice between two things:
1) My own room and my own house with my own computer and my own internet connection, with my own bathroom, free meals, and a family (my friend's) who loves me...as well as a house mate who's taking law school and won't bother me no matter how awful I get
OR
2) Paid internet connection with computers that are most likely to have viruses than not. A dormitory with 300 virginal girls, communal bathrooms and shared bunks...
...and did I mention 300 virginal girls? Who I am hoping at this moment aren't homophobic? And not too straight?
Wow. Tough choice.
1) My own room and my own house with my own computer and my own internet connection, with my own bathroom, free meals, and a family (my friend's) who loves me...as well as a house mate who's taking law school and won't bother me no matter how awful I get
OR
2) Paid internet connection with computers that are most likely to have viruses than not. A dormitory with 300 virginal girls, communal bathrooms and shared bunks...
...and did I mention 300 virginal girls? Who I am hoping at this moment aren't homophobic? And not too straight?
Wow. Tough choice.