OH MAN IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
I JUST TALKED TO ERIN HORWITH. I'M SO EXCITED I SWEAR ITS BEEN A YEAR. I LOVE THAT GIRL TO FUCKING DEATH!
Last night was amusing. I went to my swim meet, then to Kelsey's house. I watched her change her clothes a million times because it's her boyfriend's birthday. She was really excited about her plan. She was going to tie him to his bed and fuck him. What a plan huh. So she bought this flavored lube and asked me to open it so she wouldn't have to. And as I was taking the plastic thing off it spilled everywhere. So we decided to taste it. It made our tongues go numb. It was weird. So we sat there and licked a bottle of lube. Then, we went to the game and ate cold chicken nuggets. They won. And after I went to Taco Bell with Cecilia, Chelsea and Ulises. We sat there forever. Cecilia is from Denmark. And she is really fucking hot. So as we were getting into the car, Ulises and Chelsea locked us out. So we decided to walk. And Tiana Bell and a bunch of guys got caught drinking. SUCKAZZZ! Then I got home and decided, being team captain and all, I should tell my team we cancelled the first practice, but the second practice (going to the CU K-State game) is mandatory. So I called Crystal. And she was like, I have talked to everyone but Alex and Sophia. So I called around and woke everyone up to get their numbers. And did that. Then one of my coaches, JJ/Jackson/Mister came over to my house to discuss a new strategy to get the girls PUMPED. He was here till 11ish. Then I randomly called Chelsea because I left some stuff in her car. And she was lost in Erie. Somehow, I knew exactly where she was, and I got her home safe. Then she came over to drop my shit off. And left. Today I overslept and missed practice... WHAT A FUCKING GOOD CAPTAIN I AM. Monday's practice is going to be hell. Just a warning. Amanda asked me to help out with her munchkins. And no one wants to hang out with me.
Last night was amusing. I went to my swim meet, then to Kelsey's house. I watched her change her clothes a million times because it's her boyfriend's birthday. She was really excited about her plan. She was going to tie him to his bed and fuck him. What a plan huh. So she bought this flavored lube and asked me to open it so she wouldn't have to. And as I was taking the plastic thing off it spilled everywhere. So we decided to taste it. It made our tongues go numb. It was weird. So we sat there and licked a bottle of lube. Then, we went to the game and ate cold chicken nuggets. They won. And after I went to Taco Bell with Cecilia, Chelsea and Ulises. We sat there forever. Cecilia is from Denmark. And she is really fucking hot. So as we were getting into the car, Ulises and Chelsea locked us out. So we decided to walk. And Tiana Bell and a bunch of guys got caught drinking. SUCKAZZZ! Then I got home and decided, being team captain and all, I should tell my team we cancelled the first practice, but the second practice (going to the CU K-State game) is mandatory. So I called Crystal. And she was like, I have talked to everyone but Alex and Sophia. So I called around and woke everyone up to get their numbers. And did that. Then one of my coaches, JJ/Jackson/Mister came over to my house to discuss a new strategy to get the girls PUMPED. He was here till 11ish. Then I randomly called Chelsea because I left some stuff in her car. And she was lost in Erie. Somehow, I knew exactly where she was, and I got her home safe. Then she came over to drop my shit off. And left. Today I overslept and missed practice... WHAT A FUCKING GOOD CAPTAIN I AM. Monday's practice is going to be hell. Just a warning. Amanda asked me to help out with her munchkins. And no one wants to hang out with me.