Sweet fucking Elbereth getting leg-humped by GrampaUncle Bilbo
Well, this whole being an adult thing sucks rocks. I can't fucking go anywhere in the fucking Shire, seemingly, without some stupid fucker asking me to reduce the fucking taxes or get more Shirriffs or some other fucking crap. And Wil Whitfoot keeps throwing shoes at me.
For the last fucking time, I am not the fucking Mayor!
Sammy is even more frail and useless. I swear, if I didn’t love the fucker like the good brother I am I would bury him in the barrows.
I reckon I'm going to turn to drink soon. Maybe I'll get fucking lucky and I'll die so this can be over with.
For the last fucking time, I am not the fucking Mayor!
Sammy is even more frail and useless. I swear, if I didn’t love the fucker like the good brother I am I would bury him in the barrows.
I reckon I'm going to turn to drink soon. Maybe I'll get fucking lucky and I'll die so this can be over with.