Ive Been Good Dammit!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave elphws a kidney (1000 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I gave evil_pixie_punk a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1724 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
Froboy