best. speech. ever.
This is the BEST RESPONSE to the question "How are you feeling?" EVER:
“I feel like,” Ryan frowns, “I got hit by a car. Repeatedly,” he continues before Frank can say anything. “And then got thrown into a sewer, where my limp body rode down with the current until I got spit out into the ocean, at which point I got tangled in several boat propellers before being eaten by a whale and shit out onto a beach somewhere, where someone fed me a horse tranquilizer and shook me awake only to punch me in the face before taking me to the hospital.”
from from the corner to the block
“I feel like,” Ryan frowns, “I got hit by a car. Repeatedly,” he continues before Frank can say anything. “And then got thrown into a sewer, where my limp body rode down with the current until I got spit out into the ocean, at which point I got tangled in several boat propellers before being eaten by a whale and shit out onto a beach somewhere, where someone fed me a horse tranquilizer and shook me awake only to punch me in the face before taking me to the hospital.”
from from the corner to the block