So, we didn't want to go with the National Sex Worker's Memorial, for various reasons. And the Green Man theme was not a fully formed idea. So, in the spirit of finding the most insane solution to every problem, we decided to blend the two of them into
Environmentally Sustainable Whorehouses
Yes my friends. We will be following the trend of going green, in the sexiest ways imaginable. We'll be having a green man/woman (intersexed of course!) on our truck, bondage slaves in vegan leather harnesses, solar powered vibrators, and organically grown, locally harvested phallic vegetables for everyone! Yes my friends, this is truly a faerie extravaganza.
For more on fabulous eco-sex toys and green BDSM supplies check out
this post by the wonderful and talented Mystress Lady Evyl.
Keep it dirty, but keep it green!