This cracked me up.
Parents are smart
At the We Are One concert:
Middle-aged black man on cell phone: "Well, Dad always said it would be a cold day in Hell before a black man would be president. It sure is cold and paying $8 for that hot dog sure made this place feel like hell."
http://dcist.com/2009/01/overheard_in_dc_inauguration_editio.php