Hello, My Name is Jimmy Pop, and I'm a dumb white guy.

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i'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high. i don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she's fly. but i can take the heat cause i'm the other white meat known as 'kid funky fried'. yeah i'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye but if i crashed into uranus i would stick it where the sun don't shine. cause i'm kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie. i'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. yo. yo. this hardcore ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice. i'm not black like barry white no i am white like frank black is. so if man is five and the devil is six then that must make me seven. this honky's gone to heaven. but if i go to hell well then i hope i burn well. i'll spend my days with jfk marvin gaye martha raye and lawrence welk. and kurt cobain kojak mark twain and jimi hendrix's poltergeist. and webster yeah emmanuel lewis cause he's the anti-christ.

So, when it rains, it pours. And my cell-phone isn't working right now. Which is fantastic. Because I'm sure it's because somehow I've racked up $8million in fees because of roaming charges, when they don't tell you if you're roaming or not. I'll have to ask Tadd about that, if he knows.

And all of a sudden, it works now. So I guess it was just a problem with the local towers. Or AT&T's network.

Anyway. Without going into things too much right now, because I'm at work, life has been pretty hectic lately.

-D