wtf

[friskymollusk]

phone rings, roommate answers, hands it to me

roommate: it's for you ... an international call from italy?
me: what?

me:hello?
guy: hold please i'll put you through
me: what?

wait a few minutes

guy: i'll put you through
me: what?

wait a few seconds

various clicking

woman, slight accent: hello?
me: hello?
woman: yes?
me: yes?
woman: with whom am i speaking?
me: dave richardson?

silence

me: can i help you?

click