Dedicated to Ms. Casalaspro
Dear Stupid Girl of the Day:
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. No one cares about how much fun you had last weekend with your youth group. Okay, some people might care, but not if you talk like that, they won't. Constantly going on about how much your life sucks because your parents hate you because you're Christian will NOT win you any sympathy with the rest of us. Maybe if you were less annoying, we might care just a little. But we don't. So, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! You're parents DO NOT hate you because you're Christian, they probably just think that you constantly babbling on about how close you feel to Jesus and the new prayer whaddyamacallits that you learned is really annoying.
I don't know where you got the impression that I liked you, but let me set the record straight: I DON'T LIKE YOU. And it's not because you're Christian. I like Christians. Most of them are very nice, passive people. However, be that as it may, you are not one of the ones that I like. If I ever talked to you in the past, it was because I felt sorry for you. Everyone else who knows you even a little simply refuses to even aknowledge your presence. The fact that I responded to one of your stupid comments does NOT make us best friends. I don't know how the hell you got my screenname, but STOP TRYING TO CHAT WITH ME! I've stopped using AIM now, thanks to you.
Hasn't it dawned on you, that for chorus, when we need to go off-campus, everyone else has a group of four but you? And the only reason that you're in MY "group" is because I only have two close friends in chorus. WE ALL HATE TALKING TO YOU! Even my MOTHER doesn't like holding a conversation with you. Okay? So shut the fuck up. Jesus.
Oh, and stop being all freaked out when I swear around you. I, unlike you, do not have an over-developed sense of judgement day-ness. Even though you are convinced that my "filthy" language will get me a one-way ticket to Hell, I DON'T CARE, OKAY? What you think does not concern me in the least. SHUT UP, YOU FREAK!
Oh, and when we're in class, stop trying to get me to look at the newest God-related shit you found on the internet. I am trying to get my work done (or sometimes look at TP/MySpace), and having to look at the newest "Jesus Died to Save You" wristband does not interest me at all. Oh, and wearing shit like that does NOT make you goth. So stop wearing badly applied purple lipstick. The only time I actually willingly talked to you was to show you that picture that I personally find hilarious. However, for some reason, I have a feeling that you don't feel the same way. Perhaps the way you recoiled in horror might have something to do with it. That was the funniest class I have ever had. Do you not realize that when people talk to you, the're just making fun of you? Even the TEACHER makes fun of you. You complain about him being mean, well, try SHUTTING UP and stop picking fights with him. Christ.
STOP TRYING TO SAVE MY SOUL! I can manage just fine without you. And when I'm designing a tattoo for my cousin, STOP TELLING ME THAT TATTOOS ARE A MARK OF THE DEVIL. You a simply stupid. Even Scarleth, who has a JESUS TATTOO on her back thinks that you're fucking obnoxious. Natalie only wanted to be your partner so that she could simply copy the answers off your sheet and sleep.
Oh, and stop trying to get me to read you stupid little online exorcisms. You think that simply chatting with a "posessed" person will save their soul? You have no idea how many times I was tempted to get online and pretend to be a demon so that my friends and I could get a good laugh out of your stupidity. Typing in obnoxious little prayers for the person on the other end to read IS NOT GOING TO EXPELL THE "DEMON", OKAY? The Catholic Church has only recognized ONE demonic posession, and it was NOT cured by chatting with a fat loser teen with no friends. And just so's you know, CATHOLICS ARE NOT DEVILS! They are perfectly normal, fuctional people, and having to constantly defend their denomination is not really their idea of a good time. Neither is it mine. Simply because I do not believe in an omnipotent, benevolent God does not make me a bad person. I am not a Satanist because I do not worship your distorted image of the Christian God. I don't know if you've realized this, but to be a Satanist and to worship the Devil first means you have to believe in a God. Most commonly the Christian God.
Muslims are NOT Satanists. In case you haven't noticed, Allah bears some striking resemblances to the Christian God. In fact, Islam, Judaism AND Christianity all share the Old Testament, and their Gods are all basically the same, just for the different religions. They all believe in Jesus, just not that he was resurrected. SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM AS IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP, OKAY? Good lord. Just shut up. No one cares. Okay? Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Me
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. No one cares about how much fun you had last weekend with your youth group. Okay, some people might care, but not if you talk like that, they won't. Constantly going on about how much your life sucks because your parents hate you because you're Christian will NOT win you any sympathy with the rest of us. Maybe if you were less annoying, we might care just a little. But we don't. So, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! You're parents DO NOT hate you because you're Christian, they probably just think that you constantly babbling on about how close you feel to Jesus and the new prayer whaddyamacallits that you learned is really annoying.
I don't know where you got the impression that I liked you, but let me set the record straight: I DON'T LIKE YOU. And it's not because you're Christian. I like Christians. Most of them are very nice, passive people. However, be that as it may, you are not one of the ones that I like. If I ever talked to you in the past, it was because I felt sorry for you. Everyone else who knows you even a little simply refuses to even aknowledge your presence. The fact that I responded to one of your stupid comments does NOT make us best friends. I don't know how the hell you got my screenname, but STOP TRYING TO CHAT WITH ME! I've stopped using AIM now, thanks to you.
Hasn't it dawned on you, that for chorus, when we need to go off-campus, everyone else has a group of four but you? And the only reason that you're in MY "group" is because I only have two close friends in chorus. WE ALL HATE TALKING TO YOU! Even my MOTHER doesn't like holding a conversation with you. Okay? So shut the fuck up. Jesus.
Oh, and stop being all freaked out when I swear around you. I, unlike you, do not have an over-developed sense of judgement day-ness. Even though you are convinced that my "filthy" language will get me a one-way ticket to Hell, I DON'T CARE, OKAY? What you think does not concern me in the least. SHUT UP, YOU FREAK!
Oh, and when we're in class, stop trying to get me to look at the newest God-related shit you found on the internet. I am trying to get my work done (or sometimes look at TP/MySpace), and having to look at the newest "Jesus Died to Save You" wristband does not interest me at all. Oh, and wearing shit like that does NOT make you goth. So stop wearing badly applied purple lipstick. The only time I actually willingly talked to you was to show you that picture that I personally find hilarious. However, for some reason, I have a feeling that you don't feel the same way. Perhaps the way you recoiled in horror might have something to do with it. That was the funniest class I have ever had. Do you not realize that when people talk to you, the're just making fun of you? Even the TEACHER makes fun of you. You complain about him being mean, well, try SHUTTING UP and stop picking fights with him. Christ.
STOP TRYING TO SAVE MY SOUL! I can manage just fine without you. And when I'm designing a tattoo for my cousin, STOP TELLING ME THAT TATTOOS ARE A MARK OF THE DEVIL. You a simply stupid. Even Scarleth, who has a JESUS TATTOO on her back thinks that you're fucking obnoxious. Natalie only wanted to be your partner so that she could simply copy the answers off your sheet and sleep.
Oh, and stop trying to get me to read you stupid little online exorcisms. You think that simply chatting with a "posessed" person will save their soul? You have no idea how many times I was tempted to get online and pretend to be a demon so that my friends and I could get a good laugh out of your stupidity. Typing in obnoxious little prayers for the person on the other end to read IS NOT GOING TO EXPELL THE "DEMON", OKAY? The Catholic Church has only recognized ONE demonic posession, and it was NOT cured by chatting with a fat loser teen with no friends. And just so's you know, CATHOLICS ARE NOT DEVILS! They are perfectly normal, fuctional people, and having to constantly defend their denomination is not really their idea of a good time. Neither is it mine. Simply because I do not believe in an omnipotent, benevolent God does not make me a bad person. I am not a Satanist because I do not worship your distorted image of the Christian God. I don't know if you've realized this, but to be a Satanist and to worship the Devil first means you have to believe in a God. Most commonly the Christian God.
Muslims are NOT Satanists. In case you haven't noticed, Allah bears some striking resemblances to the Christian God. In fact, Islam, Judaism AND Christianity all share the Old Testament, and their Gods are all basically the same, just for the different religions. They all believe in Jesus, just not that he was resurrected. SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM AS IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP, OKAY? Good lord. Just shut up. No one cares. Okay? Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
Me