Gargoyle City

Feb 10, 2007 11:24

Gargoyle City is a place quite unlike Here. A witch once claimed to have made her house out of gingerbread, but I can assure you she did not. She started that rumour after visiting Gargoyle City, which is the only place where walls are made of cake. Why else do you think she tried to do away with Hansel and Gretel? Contrary to popular legend, it was not because they were eating her house. Oh no. It was because they broke their teeth on her walls which turned out to be constructed from brick after all, and the witch was afraid they would sue.
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