a day in the life of a rat
woke up today nuzzlin my mate, karl. he woke up and kind of got upset because he was supposed to start dinner in the crock pot and had no time(didn't even have time to shower-although i hardly mind that. rawr!) anyway, i volunteered to start dinner. i threw on a dj mix from "the doc" and got to cookin. i chopped carrots, onions(OMG, MAH EYES!), celery and poured it all on top of a ham bone(which i nommed the fuck out of). then came the beans. so many beans. like, a fucking million of them. i swear they multiply when you add water to them...
okay, the point of all this is i eat out everyday. three meals. i hate homecooked meals. i mean, oh well=it's starting to smell real good.
then i downloaded green day's new record "21st century breakdown" and am slowly falling in love with it. it's probably their best work since, well, american idiot. i don't give a fuck, green day is the best pop punk band i've ever known(and trust me, i love pop punk). his voice is so emotional too. i'd love to meet him someday, shake his hand and tell him how much he rules...
a few good records came out this month. crystal method's "divided by night" was fucking sick. i've been listening to it over and over and over...nuschool, dark breakbeat never gets old in my book, but they are more than that. this record is a lot more mainstream than their last(not including the "community service" dj mixes they did)...eminem's new record is out too. i can't wait to get my filthy paws on it when i'm done digesting the new green day...
did i mention i cut karl's grass today? it's true lol. i haven't cut grass for years, and forgot how entertaining it can be. i took my shirt off, put on my ipod and thought i was all that with my tats and rippling muscles(HAH!) bulging.
okay, the point of all this is i eat out everyday. three meals. i hate homecooked meals. i mean, oh well=it's starting to smell real good.
then i downloaded green day's new record "21st century breakdown" and am slowly falling in love with it. it's probably their best work since, well, american idiot. i don't give a fuck, green day is the best pop punk band i've ever known(and trust me, i love pop punk). his voice is so emotional too. i'd love to meet him someday, shake his hand and tell him how much he rules...
a few good records came out this month. crystal method's "divided by night" was fucking sick. i've been listening to it over and over and over...nuschool, dark breakbeat never gets old in my book, but they are more than that. this record is a lot more mainstream than their last(not including the "community service" dj mixes they did)...eminem's new record is out too. i can't wait to get my filthy paws on it when i'm done digesting the new green day...
did i mention i cut karl's grass today? it's true lol. i haven't cut grass for years, and forgot how entertaining it can be. i took my shirt off, put on my ipod and thought i was all that with my tats and rippling muscles(HAH!) bulging.