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Apr 17, 2006 23:55

Well I am very excited to discuss the fact that Harry Potter 4 is on dvd now and so thats super exciting. Personally, I can't even wait until the final book comes out. I'm so excited for it, I almost don't want to read it because then the saga will be over. It's gonna be such a good book. But then, I was thinking, what do you think would happen, if like, J.K. Rowling like decided to just write a god awful final book just to piss us all off? Like, maybe in the final book, Harry just wakes up from this dream and goes about with this other life we've never known about. Maybe harry was just on acid when we went to bed one night and in his dream we've seen all five of these stories that he just dreamt up. What if J.K. Rowling is just a giant bitch. I know you sit there and are probably like, what are you insane??? Rowling is the COOLEST! And yeah I think she's cool too...but how much do we really know about her? Like if I was her, I would just make the final book about 2 chapters long and Harry would just get an office job and live a normal life in the first chapter and then in the second chapter voldemort would show up and be like "you're gonna die potter!" and harry would be like "whatever!" and then harry would pour water on voldemort and he would melt and that would pretty much be the end of the book right there. People would be soooo PISSED. And then Harry would form a rival band to the blue man group called "the brew man group" which would basically be harry and some of his friends getting completely wasted and running around stage dumping beer on the audience. Not much of a show I know, but it adds for a terrible final book that nobody would be expecting. So yeah. That's kinda cool I guess. Well, time to sleep. Peace.

-Cef
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