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[momma_frinkle]

Deer babeh frinkles,

Thiz r ur mother. Has u been bad frinkles? Momma will spanx you!

Gud frinkles gets to suckle at mah maneh teats.

I r a gud momma-frinkle. I luv u unconditionally.

COME TO MY BOSOM.

Love,

Yo momma.

Comments

[babyfrinkle]

Momma? Is that you?!

[dinklecat]

aw the baby inkle got a hat too. *luv*

[babyfrinkle]

It keeps my brainzes warm.

[dinklecat]

you is a smart lil frinkle

[babyfrinkle]

I take after my favoritist older sibling. YOU!

[momma_frinkle]

Yesh! I r ur momma, babyfrinkle.

And, if you is gud, you gets legs for Xmas!

[babyfrinkle]

I is always good. Its drinklecat you have to look out for.

[momma_frinkle]

Does he needs spanx?

[babyfrinkle]

He needs an intervention.