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I see this may not be a matter that can be helped, my stay in this prosaic little villa. An interesting situation, but one that can be alleviated properly. Thus, I feel I should properly offer introductions.
Ahem.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lords and those-whom-they-step-upon♥,
I am the famed, the excellent, the great Medium Crehador. Perhaps you have heard of me, no? I bewitch, dazzle, enchant, and move the senses and the spirits; I mediate between the realms of the living and the abode of the dead. A seance, did you say? Oh ho, well, it can be done. Need an exorcism to chase away the bad ghosts? Why, that's easy. In need of a good luck charm or one to attract a certain person with whom you're positively enamoured? Quite easily done, sirs and madams.
And how, dare you ask, can I call upon the famed, the excellent, the great Medium Crehador? Ah, this is the easiest part - arrive at the Opera house, come with your coin handy and loose and bring me champagne, kneel at my feet, yes, and ask for the great medium for his services.
Additional charges may apply to certain customers and cannot be negotiated. Such fees might include a "politesse fee", an "appointment fee", a "gentry fee", a "towering height" fee, &c. All purchases of services are final, take as-is, &c., &c.
In need of:
- a few pretty faces willing to work in my employ
- laudanum
- absinthe my God, bestow upon me such a favour....?
- hollowed skull
- silken tablecloth
- tarot cards for that authentic touch~
- coin
In possession of:
- base of operations
- comestibles
- fireplace
- a benefactor
- a few acquaintances
Ahem.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lords and those-whom-they-step-upon♥,
I am the famed, the excellent, the great Medium Crehador. Perhaps you have heard of me, no? I bewitch, dazzle, enchant, and move the senses and the spirits; I mediate between the realms of the living and the abode of the dead. A seance, did you say? Oh ho, well, it can be done. Need an exorcism to chase away the bad ghosts? Why, that's easy. In need of a good luck charm or one to attract a certain person with whom you're positively enamoured? Quite easily done, sirs and madams.
And how, dare you ask, can I call upon the famed, the excellent, the great Medium Crehador? Ah, this is the easiest part - arrive at the Opera house, come with your coin handy and loose and bring me champagne, kneel at my feet, yes, and ask for the great medium for his services.
Additional charges may apply to certain customers and cannot be negotiated. Such fees might include a "politesse fee", an "appointment fee", a "gentry fee", a "towering height" fee, &c. All purchases of services are final, take as-is, &c., &c.
In need of:
- a few pretty faces willing to work in my employ
- laudanum
- absinthe my God, bestow upon me such a favour....?
- hollowed skull
- silken tablecloth
- tarot cards for that authentic touch~
- coin
In possession of:
- base of operations
- comestibles
- fireplace
- a benefactor
- a few acquaintances