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Mar 30, 2008 20:18

Oh, yes, splendid of you all to count many things and repeat yourselves for my own ears, ladies and gentlemen. What, was it an odd number? Dear me, we shall see the apocalypse come soon, do fix that, keep mind it must be even, wouldn't want such asymmetry. Yes, keep those stocking seams in line, lest a curse hit upon you.

I say, Earl - having difficulties? There, there - keep to those bookshelves. Oh, is one out of order? Tend to it, won't you? And do keep from my space - there is a decent sense of order to it as is, I'd not need your hands to rummage through it all.


In possession of:

- piano wires.
- fourth a bottle of absinthe.
- used antique Marseilles deck.
- five magnums of champagne.
- silken tablecloth.
- decent company of the female persuasion.

In need of:
- five bottles of absinthe.
- hollowed skull. More difficult to acquire than one would think.
- more decent female company.
- pesticide specifically produced to combat much-referenced "curses".
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