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[frimeur]

So we've an infestation of the eight-legged kind, hmn? You there, Earl - fix the problem, won't you? A poor nobleman working-class young lad as myself has hardly the time to properly set out the pesticide, really.... Save for preserving a few for the collection~ lends more of that authentic air, doesn't it?

Oh, and nearly forgot, didn't I, fair citizens? You've now, in addition to my services listed prior, free reign to pay lavishly opt for a spread of the cards.

Tarot Card Readings

Curious as to the future lying before you? Interested in seeing just whom you will cause to fall so desperately in love with you? Need to know if your choice of employment may hinder your fortunes? Simply call upon moi, and your first reading shall be slightly less reduced in price.

Oi, you, woman - as gratitude for your services in retrieving my necessary goods, your first reading shall be free. And who says I'm not a man of generosity?

And Mr Ooto-... Oo-.... "Mother", a word on the more nuanced details of the ball, no?


In possession of:
- a fourth a bottle of absinthe
- silken tablecloth
- vintage Marseilles deck
- proper spoon
- five magnums of Cristal found through more dubious means - ah, but the ends justify the means...
- piano wire

In need of:
- .... much more absinthe
- female appeals to the clientèle
- small table
- dousing crystals
- opiates, preferably laudanum
- five more magnums of Cristal
- dilution of poisons collected from tarantulas