As I was strolling past a lululemon the other day, I'm pretty sure (but not 100% sure) the window signs read "Kids are the orgasm of life." I did a quadruple check, thinking maybe it said "Kids are the organism of life," but I don't think that would really make sense.
Well, if I read right, that's kinda creepy. I get they idea they are going for, I hope. That kids are filled with life and energy and so forth. But usually, I think, if the word "kid" appears in the same sentence as "orgasm", the words "Dateline Special Report" are soon to follow.
, the amount I love my job at Hippo grows daily. Like on Tuesday, when I was paid to go to a swanky party in a lovely reception room with a free delicious meal (which also included chocolate fountain and open bar) and a live blues band.
And today, in retrospect, that day got even better.
Happy moving to all of you partaking in that process this weekend. Good luck. May nothing break and all your rooms be mold-free!