January: So, it turns out I'm allergic to stress. (Update : So, it turns out my allergist was wrong...)
February: I am irrationally irate.
March: With the interesting cast of characters one can meet in a subway station, it's hard to believe Train 48 isn't a better show. (Update : Which probably explains why it was canceled).
April: I got a job. Something you apply for, and then they pay you to, uh... Never mind. I don’t want to ruin the surprise.
May: The Creative Ensemble show, Vacancy, got three Ns and three stars respectively from Now and Eye.
June: I had a woman call me at work today to ask what the interesting thing about Jews is....
July: Today's top reason for hating East Side Mario's : "That attack in London was just terrible. It's really going to hurt business."
August: I spent the better (and I do mean better) part of last night with this exceptionally talented (and accented!!!) young man
September: So, pit of hell doesn't even begin to describe where I am supposed to be living.
October: A warning to all : The employment rate for mathematicians is expected to drop in 2012!!!
November: ReddiWhip Reddi Bacon! For your toaster. Now with more grease fires! In your toaster.
December: Hey!