4th Dress - dated to after the events of the earlier log

[frilly_filly]

[Rarity is the hero of the day, having consumed one of the bottles of milk delivered to 836 Hastings in order to save her housemate's life.  Unfortunately, however, that means she is now suffering the effects of the milk herself.  Anyone in the vicinity will hear a high pitched shriek.]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Immediately

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[thug_disease]

[A little blonde girl, still very obviously tripping balls in a euphoric state, is suddenly there. She's plucking spiders off of the crying pony, setting them on her arms or on the ground.]

[Of course, even though she's a spider Youkai, these are the milkman's spiders and they are biting the CRAP out of her. She's in such a high state, however, that she doesn't even seem to realize this.]

It's okay little horsie...spiders are our friends.

[frilly_filly]

No! No, they most certainly are not my friends! Just look at what they're doing to my beautiful coat!

[thug_disease]

Heeee the talking horsie is so pretty...

[Yamame continues to shoo spiders off of the poor thing until it seems as if she's gotten the majority of them.]

How come you had spiders....on you? Are you a...spider youkai horse?

[Immediately after saying that, Yamame moves STRAIGHT into a giggle fit that she can't seem to pull herself back out of. This milk is a trip.]

[frilly_filly]

I don't know! They came out of that bottle of milk I was drinking earlier!

[Rarity huffs, still clearly upset about it all.]

I fail to see what's so funny about it.

[thug_disease]

A spider Youkai...horsie...is funny.

[Yes, Yamame is talking to a pony that talks as if it's something completely normal. Now, this might not be too terribly far from the norm in a place like Gensokyo, but due to her current mental state it's become exceptionally normal.]

[Yamame's found herself laying on the grass, staring up at Rarity with glassy eyes.]

But if you don't like spiders...you don't seem to have a problem with Yamame. Yamame is a...spider Youkai!

How do you change colors like that?

[frilly_filly]

I'm not a spider... you... kai.

[She repeats the word slowly, never having heard it before but also not wanting to mispronounce it.]

I'm a unicorn pony! And you don't look much like a spider either, for that matter.

[thug_disease]

[Yamame rolls around in the grass, succumbing to another gigglefit at the thought of her looking like a spider.]

Of course Yamame doesn't...because that would be silly.

Yamame can make webs, though! [She claps her hands together, and begins clumsily working them together. Shen she separates them again, between the two is a rather perfectly crafted web. Though, she's still pretty high, so she simply places the web over her face.]

Ohhhhh Yamame made a fluffy blanket...would you like a blanket??

[frilly_filly]

[Rarity just stares as Yamame makes the web. On one hand, that's an interesting talent. But on the other hand, it's a spider web. So she smiles guardedly and tries to give a polite response.]

Ah... no thank you. But it's quite kind of you to offer.

[thug_disease]

[Yamame puts the webbing back on her face, and simply flails and giggles for a long moment.

Until she finally sits bolt-upright, turns to Rarity and points.]

YOU'RE A TALKING PONY!!!

[frilly_filly]

You just noticed that now?

[thug_disease]

Yea!!

How come you can talk? It's just like the car I talked to earlier!

Are you from Gensokyo too? The car told me he was a metal Youkai!

[frilly_filly]

Gensokyo? No, I'm afraid I've never heard of such a place. I come from a place called Ponyville in the kingdom of Equestria. All ponies can talk where I come from.

[thug_disease]

Whaaaaaaat?? That sound sooo neat.

Yamame wants to be friends with talking ponies.

How come the outside is spinning.....?

[frilly_filly]

Well, Yamame, if you'd like to be friends, my name is Rarity.

...But what do you mean 'spinning?'

[thug_disease]

Everything's spinning, Rarity!!

[Yamame holds her arms out in front of her, palms flat outward and begins moving them up and down opposite of one another.]

Spinning spinning spinning! Did you always have so many colors?

[frilly_filly]

[Rarity glances around. She's pretty sure nothing is spinning.]

Colors? No, only the two...