What happens when the wifey and I plan things...
Melissa: wanna buy my first born kid?
Jess: haha wtf?
Melissa: otherwise it is going to Dartmouth
Melissa: and I don't mean the College
Jess: what? why?
Melissa: pile o bills on the counter
Jess: ohh...no selling ur first kid.
Melissa: so I'm selling my first born on the black market
Jess: become a hooker;-)
Melissa: why not
Melissa: no see
Melissa: I'll become a hooker...get knocked up...AND sell the kid
Melissa: money all around
Jess: haha exactlyyy hahaha
Melissa: so again I ask - wanna buy my first born kid?
Jess: hahaha no..i have no money and plan on having some myselff
Jess: lol
Melissa: well if you buy mine - bam insta-playmate
Jess: haha i'll babysit it lol if someone else buys itt
Jess: like i said....become a hooker
Jess: or find a rich man
Melissa: that's where the kid is going to come from
Jess: haha but continue being a hooker...and you might get really lucky and make enough to pay the bills and keep the kid lol
Melissa: but i dont want the kid
Jess: haha well then i dont know how to help...sell it to a hospital or something
Melissa: then it can be a glorified lab rat
Jess: haha thats better than the black market where it will going into slavery or prostitution
Melissa: i can sell it to china and it can make money making nikes
Melissa: I'LL SELL IT TO NIKE!
Jess: hahahaha then it doesnt make them...thats like slavery. the conditions are horrible lol
Melissa: meh
Melissa: it'll be nikes problem then
Jess: haha this is true
Melissa: i might get a free pair of sneakers outta the deal
Jess: haha or a lifetimes worth HAHA
Melissa: so see - wins all around
Jess: ist the best plan so far
Melissa: so we got it
Melissa: I'm going to become a hooker - get knocked up - sell the kid to nike and get some free sneakers out of the deal too
Jess: haha its a plan
Melissa: SAH WEET
Melissa: AND
Melissa: blame it all on Dartmouth!
Jess: DO ITTT
Melissa: wanna work the streets of new london with me? ;-)
Jess: haha hell yeah....except can i just pick one and stick with him? haha try my luck keeping one?
Melissa: does he pay well?
So apparently because of DHMC I'm becoming a hooker getting pregnant and then the kid is being sold to nike
Jess: haha wtf?
Melissa: otherwise it is going to Dartmouth
Melissa: and I don't mean the College
Jess: what? why?
Melissa: pile o bills on the counter
Jess: ohh...no selling ur first kid.
Melissa: so I'm selling my first born on the black market
Jess: become a hooker;-)
Melissa: why not
Melissa: no see
Melissa: I'll become a hooker...get knocked up...AND sell the kid
Melissa: money all around
Jess: haha exactlyyy hahaha
Melissa: so again I ask - wanna buy my first born kid?
Jess: hahaha no..i have no money and plan on having some myselff
Jess: lol
Melissa: well if you buy mine - bam insta-playmate
Jess: haha i'll babysit it lol if someone else buys itt
Jess: like i said....become a hooker
Jess: or find a rich man
Melissa: that's where the kid is going to come from
Jess: haha but continue being a hooker...and you might get really lucky and make enough to pay the bills and keep the kid lol
Melissa: but i dont want the kid
Jess: haha well then i dont know how to help...sell it to a hospital or something
Melissa: then it can be a glorified lab rat
Jess: haha thats better than the black market where it will going into slavery or prostitution
Melissa: i can sell it to china and it can make money making nikes
Melissa: I'LL SELL IT TO NIKE!
Jess: hahahaha then it doesnt make them...thats like slavery. the conditions are horrible lol
Melissa: meh
Melissa: it'll be nikes problem then
Jess: haha this is true
Melissa: i might get a free pair of sneakers outta the deal
Jess: haha or a lifetimes worth HAHA
Melissa: so see - wins all around
Jess: ist the best plan so far
Melissa: so we got it
Melissa: I'm going to become a hooker - get knocked up - sell the kid to nike and get some free sneakers out of the deal too
Jess: haha its a plan
Melissa: SAH WEET
Melissa: AND
Melissa: blame it all on Dartmouth!
Jess: DO ITTT
Melissa: wanna work the streets of new london with me? ;-)
Jess: haha hell yeah....except can i just pick one and stick with him? haha try my luck keeping one?
Melissa: does he pay well?
So apparently because of DHMC I'm becoming a hooker getting pregnant and then the kid is being sold to nike