I think I just 'pimped' my 'ride'
No, you can't have sex with it for money.
I bought tyres that cost half what the damn bike did.
Mind, said bike was an £80 bike-shaped object from Argos, so.
And I WANNA GO FASTER. I managed to use my 18th gear (normally I ride along in 12th) at the park the other day, and you know what? It wasn't that fast. I have a dream, and that dream is 14 mph.
I bought tyres that cost half what the damn bike did.
Mind, said bike was an £80 bike-shaped object from Argos, so.
And I WANNA GO FASTER. I managed to use my 18th gear (normally I ride along in 12th) at the park the other day, and you know what? It wasn't that fast. I have a dream, and that dream is 14 mph.