[Voice]

[frigginsterling]

Christ, this place is boring.

Look guys, I'm seriously fuckin' dying of boredom here. Not that that Fair Day and Ti-froy-pom-ti-pom thing dun't sound sterling, but I'm bored now.

Anyone want to go jack Bert's firing range and shoot shit? You up for it, Hiruma? Bert? Josh? Anybody?

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[i_see_death]

Boring? Sheol? Goodness, don't say that too loudly -- you might hurt the poor Reaper's feelings. [He shrugs and grins -- he's mildly surprised to have been invited, but doesn't particularly show it.] "Shooting shit", ah... hardly sounds appealing. I could probably be persuaded to shoot at targets, though.

[frigginsterling]

'Least it was interesting when the Reaper was pissed off.

[This is total bravado. Woody had a hell of a time when the Reaper was torturing them]

Yeah, mate, fuck off. That's not funny. [Laughs anyway]

Have you got a gun?

[i_see_death]

[small, dry chuckle] It was educational, I'll give you that.

And yes, I've got a gun. Have you?

[frigginsterling]

Nope, what I've got is way better. I have a mate with bag of guns.

[i_see_death]

Oh, I see. Living off charity, are you?

[frigginsterling]

Charity with rocket launchers and semi-automatics. Good charity, innit?

[i_see_death]

All right, not bad. Not much use if you suddenly find yourself in need of a gun, though, and your friend's not around.

[frigginsterling]

And when is a gun gonna do me any good here? We're dead, and the only bugger with a shot at hurting us is invincible.

[i_see_death]

Oh, the Reaper's not quite the only one. [shrug] Any time he decides to turn off the painkillers and the instant healing, there are at least a few people here who are very capable of hurting others, with or without provocation. And against some of them, yes, a gun does come in handy.

[frigginsterling]

Yeah, but see, I don't go around pissing people off. I'm a nice guy.

[i_see_death]

I did say "with or without provocation," didn't I?

[frigginsterling]

Yeah, you said that. I'm keepin' me head down here.

[i_see_death]

Keep your head down and hope for the best, is that it? As you like.

[frigginsterling]

Till I get better at shooting, anyway. It'll do.