[Voice]

[frigginsterling]

[Woody is sitting limply in front of his crow, in nothing but boxer shorts since he still hasn't bothered to find more clothes.]

Ok, ok, just to solve an argument.

Who here thinks coming from the North of England is a decent explanation why I can't handle this fucking heat?

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[askthelookout]

[Raises hand]

I'd like to prepose that it's because you're feeble, sai Woody.

[frigginsterling]

Fuck off, Bert, the grownups are talking.

[askthelookout]

Really? I see no grownups. Just an old man with a bullet for a head, and me.

[frigginsterling]

Is an old man or is he not a grownup?

Annyway, kid, I'm over eighteen. So, grownup. Bitch all you like, doesn't change that.

[askthelookout]

Not if he has the mental capacity of a three-year-old, no. What, did your mother drop you on the head as a baby? Permanently stopped you growing hair and bashed your brains up?

[frigginsterling]

At least I have a face that looks older than five. And a brain that works a fuckload better than yours, thankee sai.

[askthelookout]

Oh, he's learning a few manners! Cry pardon, sai Woody, while I go and wipe away a few tears of pride.

...I note you've still got a lousy sense of humour, though. You might want to work on that next.

[He sticks his tongue out and starts humming Hey, Jude]

[frigginsterling]

...Waitwaitwait.

Screw all this arguing shit. How the fuck do you know the Beatles but not where Great Britain is?

[askthelookout]

Who are the Beetles?

[frigginsterling]

The band that sang the song you're humming. Na na na na nananana, nananana, hey Jude

[askthelookout]

[He looks honestly confused]

I've never heard of them. It's just an old song, that's all.

[frigginsterling]

How do the words go in your world?

[askthelookout]

Um...

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad... take a sad song, and make it better... Hey, Jude, don't do it, lad, take a sad song, and make it better...

[frigginsterling]

Ok, that's just weird. That's an old song?

[askthelookout]

Sure, sai Woody. Just an old song. A folk song or something. I don't really know, they just sing it at home.

Hey, Jude isn't an old song in your world?

[frigginsterling]

Fuck no. It was released when I was a kid.