Drunkwatching

[friendshipbeam]

So I'm eating my breakfast and there's this robin outside my window trying to eat berries. There are perfectly good berries above him on the branch, but he decides he wants to go for the ones below him. So the robin bends over to get them, the branch dips so he can't reach, robin stands up, branch goes back to normal, and this repeats over and over.

I'm sitting there, amused, and I say to my mom "I wonder what's with this robin." She goes "Well, those are fermented berries." So the robin is drunk. That explains everything.

I must be really bored if I'm posting about drunken wildlife.