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[friendofgon]

Fai invited Gon and me over to bake a cake on Saturday. He promised to make a really big one, but since we ended up eating nearly all of the batter, it was incredibly small instead

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[moneysexual]

I think he hates you. Good job!

[friendofgon]

It was fun!

[moneysexual]

He doesn't really like kids. Or people.

[friendofgon]

Which means you should force him to be around kids and people.

... get a job in a kindergarten.

[moneysexual]

But I hate kids too. I'd end up eating their animal crackers and flinging them into the building blocks.

[friendofgon]

It would be worth it to torture him for a bit.

[moneysexual]

I do like animal crackers.

[friendofgon]

Maybe you can build your own army of children. You can make them leave boogers in his food and snakes in his bed.

[moneysexual]

That means I'd have to talk to them -

But good point, yeah! He's OCD. He notices if you move anything in his room. Even by like, 2 mm. Or so he claims.

[friendofgon]

... send thirty kids in there for ten minutes and take a picture of his reaction afterwards.

[moneysexual]

He'll shoot me in my sleep again.

I need something more... subtle. Like replacing his teal labels with aqua ones.

[friendofgon]

... why did he shoot you in your sleep?

Replace all his bedsheets with bright pink ones.

[moneysexual]

I'unno. I fell asleep in his bed when I was eating chips and drinking some soda and it spilled everywhere and he had a bitchfit.

He might like that.

[friendofgon]

... couldn't he just clean the sheets?

Replace all his clothes with identical clothes one size smaller.

[moneysexual]

He could, yeah. But he's a bastard.

Huh. I could - but that costs money. That I don't have. I'll figure somethin' out.

[friendofgon]

... obviously.

If you tell me what clothes to get, I'll steal them for you. I won't get caught.