Now I'm not sure where I am again because I left this weird forest after beating these boxing flowers and taking two with me because they're cool and I want to have them at Kukuruu mountain and now I'm looking for the god of war so I can fight him and I tried to do the fandom jump thing that the stalker told me about but I'm not sure if I did it right
I can jump really high though! Really really high! Higher than you can jump!
But now I don't know where anyone is and I have a lot of people to kill before I go home so I thought I'd make a list so I won't forget! And after that I need to find some candy or something to drink cause I'm hungry and thirsty but it's not easy because I don't know where I am and if I go anywhere to try and find something the boxing flowers will run away cause they're stupid and I don't see anyone anywhere nearby
I have to kill him because Illumi told me to and he's a stupid liarface
He's a stupid stalker who thinks we're brothers so he annoys me so I'm going to kill him too
He wanted to play some boring game and said I couldn't kill so I'm going to kill him
She's an annoying old woman who said I can't kill whoever I want
I'm going to kill the god of war! And he's giving me candy!
And I really need some candy now before I die