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Long Survey About Yourself
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What time are you starting this?2:30Name?David Logan (typist: Danielle Lindemann)Nicknames?Logan; Logibear; "Logs"; Dave; BogeyDate of birth?07-24-80Sex?YeahHeight?6'1"Eye color?VariesWhere were you born?Israel (Beth Israel)Number of candles on your last birthday cake?13Pets?Chan.Hair color?BrownPiercings?EyebrowTown you live in?I don't live in a town. I live in the cit-tay.Favorite foods?Cheese-steaks. I like hyphens. They're fun.Ever been to Africa?Yes!Been toilet papering?NoLove someone so much it made you cry?NoBeen in a car accident?Yep. Harry ran into a bus. ["The bus ran into ME!" -Harry]Croutons or bacon bits?Bacon bitsFavorite day of the week?They all blend togetherFavorite resturant?JaponicaFavorite flower?PoseyFavorite sport to watch?topless women in helmets and kneepads running after convicted criminalsFavorite drink?the magical vodkaFavorite ice cream flavor?gingerWarner Bros. or Disney?WBFavorite fast food restuarant?Crown Fried ChickenCarpet color in your bedroom?woodHow many times did you fail your driver's test?never took itWhom did you get your last email from?JessWhich store would you choose to max out your credit card?None.What do you do most often when you are bored?*hand motion*Most annoying thing to say to me?"Enough about me. What do you think about me?"Bedtime?Bed? Time?Favorite TV show?TickLast person you went out to dinner with?:my sisterBeen out of country?Yes, it was to Africa, you dumb fucking test.Believe in magick?NoFord or Chevy?"You got Chrystler on my Chevy; You got Chevy on my Chrystler!"What are you listening to right now?Gunshots and David DuchovnyHave you ever failed a grade?Does getting thrown out college count?If you have, what grade did you fail?Do you have a crush on someone?Uh huhDo you have a bf/gf?NoIf so, what is their name?How long have you been together?What are you wearing right now?BoxersWould you have sex before marriage?Never!!Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?NoAre you a virgin?Never!!Do you smoke?Occasionally...Do you drink?NoAre you ghetto?Hellz yeahAre you a player?It's "playa", you dumbassWhat are your favorite colors?Red and BlackWhat is your favorite animal?OttersDo you have any birthmarks?Yeah (It's not weird hair growth)Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?NoWho do you talk to most on the phone?HahahaHave you ever been slapped?Not in the faceDo you get online a lot?Get what?Are you shy or outgoing?I'm totally outgoingDo you shower?NoDo you hate school?YeahDo you have a social life?NoHow easily do you trust people?Reasonably... why, are you lying to me?Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?ProbablyWould you ever sky dive?Yeah, sure. (And it's FUCKING MECHANICAL)Do you like to dance?Only the safety danceHave you ever been out of state?I was a liquid for a while.Do you like to travel?YeahHave you ever been expelled from school?YEAHHave you ever been suspended from school?YEAHDo you want to get out of your hometown?no!Are you spoiled?Leeeetle bitAre you a brat?NahHave you ever been dumped?NopeHave you ever gotten high?I'm not a chicken. You're a turkey!Do you like snapple?Why, yes. I do. Do you drink a lot of water?YesWhat toothpaste do you use?Crest Do you have a cell phone?I have a thing that rings occasionallyDo you have a curfew?YeahWho do you look up to?Shaq-sized or larger people.Are you a role model?YEAH! I am the very model of a modern major general.Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?What the hell is Cedar Point?What name brand do you wear the most?JncoWhat kind of jewelry do you wear?occasionally, a necklaceWhat do you want pierced?My foreheadDo you like takin pictures?No, but I do enjoy taking themDo you like gettin your picture taken?NoDo you have a tan?HahahaDo you get annoyed easily?NahHave you ever started a rumor?YeahDo you have your own phone or phone line?I do! I keep it in the closet, in a box.Do you have your own pool?Yeah [*typist objects to this response]Do you prefer boxers or briefs?Boxer-briefsDo you have any siblings?YesHave you ever been played?Like a saxophone.Have you ever played anyone?Yes, the harmonica.Do you get along with your parents?Sure.How do you vent your anger?I don't. [*typist objects to this response]Have you ever ran away?From home? No.Have you ever been fired from a job?Yes.Do you even have a job?Reacher for the ShortDo you daydream a lot?Yeah...Do you have a lot of ex's?NoDo you run your mouth?No. It's gasoline-powered.What do you want a tattoo of?Two snakes, coming together...What do you have a tattoo of?Two snakes, coming together...What does your ex bf/gf look like?Siobhan.What does your most recent crush look like?Perfect in every way. [*typist objects to this response]Whats her/his name?Have you ever been bitched out?Yes. Yes I have.Are you rude?YeahWhat was the last compliment you recieved?"You look good in that shirt. You should wear vertical stripes because they make you look thinner." -Dave V.Do you like getting dirty?YeahAre you flexiable?NoWhat is your heritage?The Curse of the Monkey's PawWhat is your lucky number?15 million 438 thousand 6 hundred and 29What does your hair look like right now?Short. Spikey.Could you ever be a vegetarian?No. Cows taste tooooo yummy.Describe your looks?Yes.If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?Really dark, raven-blue.Would you ever date someone younger than you?Yeah, I did.Would you ever date someone older than you?Yeah.When was the last time you were drunk?Very slightly, last night. And the night before...How many rings until you answer the phone?Answer? Phone? Rings? ...Have you ever been skinny dipping?YepIf yes, when was the last time?It was the same time.When was the last time you went on a date?While ago.Do you look more like your mother or father?Yes.Do you cry a lot?Yes, all the time. I can't stop. They will need to remove my tear glands, surgically.Do you ever cry to get your way?No. Who told you that?What phrase do you use most when on the phone?Phone? Use? Phrase? MOST???Are you the romantic type?OccasionallyHave you ever been chased by cops?Chased, no. Caught, yes.What do you like most about your body?It's big.What do you like least about your body?It's big.When did you have your first crush?Sixth gradeWhen was the last time you threw up?Danielle's bday (Sorry, Nunez!)In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?BrunetteDo you ever wear shirts do show your belly?Are you telling me to show my belly?What about cleavage?All the time.Is your best friend a virgin?HehehehHave you ever fucked someone up?Intentionally, no.Have you ever been fucked up?No.What theme does your room have?early dormWhat size show do you wear?12 1/2What is your screen name on AIM?ppppppppppppthhhhh!How are you feeling right now?full of fajitasWhen was the last time you were at a party?last nightHave you ever given a lapdance?noHave you ever recieved one?yesHas there ever been a rumor spread about you?I'm sure there has.What is one of your bad qualilties?Smoke too much.What is one of your good qualilties?I don't smoke "too much." [*typist does not understand this response]Would you marry for money?NoWhat do you drive?Golf ballsAre you more of a mommys or daddys child?momSo?Qua?Well?I dislike whomever wrote this test.When was the last time you cried in school?Fourth gradeWould you ever hook up with the same sex?One on one? No.What kind of music do you like?Guns n' Roses kick ass!! I don't care what you say, Danielle!Would you ever bungee jump?Sure, why not?What is your worst fear?FallingWould you ever join the army?No!Do you like cows?Uh huh. They're made of baseball mitts and steak.If you were to die today, what would you do?Die.If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?"Fumigate!"Do you like to party?NoHearts or broken hearts?What the fuck does that mean?Moons or stars?Clovers.Coke or pepsi?CokeFavorite scent?scent of a womanFavorite band?Cockjuggling ThundercuntsWould you ever dye your hair red?Sure.How many languages can you speak?Half.What time are you finishing this?4:12 pm.
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Long Survey About Yourself
Created by bleedwithoutreason and taken 45281 times on bzoink!
What time are you starting this?2:30Name?David Logan (typist: Danielle Lindemann)Nicknames?Logan; Logibear; "Logs"; Dave; BogeyDate of birth?07-24-80Sex?YeahHeight?6'1"Eye color?VariesWhere were you born?Israel (Beth Israel)Number of candles on your last birthday cake?13Pets?Chan.Hair color?BrownPiercings?EyebrowTown you live in?I don't live in a town. I live in the cit-tay.Favorite foods?Cheese-steaks. I like hyphens. They're fun.Ever been to Africa?Yes!Been toilet papering?NoLove someone so much it made you cry?NoBeen in a car accident?Yep. Harry ran into a bus. ["The bus ran into ME!" -Harry]Croutons or bacon bits?Bacon bitsFavorite day of the week?They all blend togetherFavorite resturant?JaponicaFavorite flower?PoseyFavorite sport to watch?topless women in helmets and kneepads running after convicted criminalsFavorite drink?the magical vodkaFavorite ice cream flavor?gingerWarner Bros. or Disney?WBFavorite fast food restuarant?Crown Fried ChickenCarpet color in your bedroom?woodHow many times did you fail your driver's test?never took itWhom did you get your last email from?JessWhich store would you choose to max out your credit card?None.What do you do most often when you are bored?*hand motion*Most annoying thing to say to me?"Enough about me. What do you think about me?"Bedtime?Bed? Time?Favorite TV show?TickLast person you went out to dinner with?:my sisterBeen out of country?Yes, it was to Africa, you dumb fucking test.Believe in magick?NoFord or Chevy?"You got Chrystler on my Chevy; You got Chevy on my Chrystler!"What are you listening to right now?Gunshots and David DuchovnyHave you ever failed a grade?Does getting thrown out college count?If you have, what grade did you fail?Do you have a crush on someone?Uh huhDo you have a bf/gf?NoIf so, what is their name?How long have you been together?What are you wearing right now?BoxersWould you have sex before marriage?Never!!Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?NoAre you a virgin?Never!!Do you smoke?Occasionally...Do you drink?NoAre you ghetto?Hellz yeahAre you a player?It's "playa", you dumbassWhat are your favorite colors?Red and BlackWhat is your favorite animal?OttersDo you have any birthmarks?Yeah (It's not weird hair growth)Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?NoWho do you talk to most on the phone?HahahaHave you ever been slapped?Not in the faceDo you get online a lot?Get what?Are you shy or outgoing?I'm totally outgoingDo you shower?NoDo you hate school?YeahDo you have a social life?NoHow easily do you trust people?Reasonably... why, are you lying to me?Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?ProbablyWould you ever sky dive?Yeah, sure. (And it's FUCKING MECHANICAL)Do you like to dance?Only the safety danceHave you ever been out of state?I was a liquid for a while.Do you like to travel?YeahHave you ever been expelled from school?YEAHHave you ever been suspended from school?YEAHDo you want to get out of your hometown?no!Are you spoiled?Leeeetle bitAre you a brat?NahHave you ever been dumped?NopeHave you ever gotten high?I'm not a chicken. You're a turkey!Do you like snapple?Why, yes. I do. Do you drink a lot of water?YesWhat toothpaste do you use?Crest Do you have a cell phone?I have a thing that rings occasionallyDo you have a curfew?YeahWho do you look up to?Shaq-sized or larger people.Are you a role model?YEAH! I am the very model of a modern major general.Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?What the hell is Cedar Point?What name brand do you wear the most?JncoWhat kind of jewelry do you wear?occasionally, a necklaceWhat do you want pierced?My foreheadDo you like takin pictures?No, but I do enjoy taking themDo you like gettin your picture taken?NoDo you have a tan?HahahaDo you get annoyed easily?NahHave you ever started a rumor?YeahDo you have your own phone or phone line?I do! I keep it in the closet, in a box.Do you have your own pool?Yeah [*typist objects to this response]Do you prefer boxers or briefs?Boxer-briefsDo you have any siblings?YesHave you ever been played?Like a saxophone.Have you ever played anyone?Yes, the harmonica.Do you get along with your parents?Sure.How do you vent your anger?I don't. [*typist objects to this response]Have you ever ran away?From home? No.Have you ever been fired from a job?Yes.Do you even have a job?Reacher for the ShortDo you daydream a lot?Yeah...Do you have a lot of ex's?NoDo you run your mouth?No. It's gasoline-powered.What do you want a tattoo of?Two snakes, coming together...What do you have a tattoo of?Two snakes, coming together...What does your ex bf/gf look like?Siobhan.What does your most recent crush look like?Perfect in every way. [*typist objects to this response]Whats her/his name?Have you ever been bitched out?Yes. Yes I have.Are you rude?YeahWhat was the last compliment you recieved?"You look good in that shirt. You should wear vertical stripes because they make you look thinner." -Dave V.Do you like getting dirty?YeahAre you flexiable?NoWhat is your heritage?The Curse of the Monkey's PawWhat is your lucky number?15 million 438 thousand 6 hundred and 29What does your hair look like right now?Short. Spikey.Could you ever be a vegetarian?No. Cows taste tooooo yummy.Describe your looks?Yes.If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?Really dark, raven-blue.Would you ever date someone younger than you?Yeah, I did.Would you ever date someone older than you?Yeah.When was the last time you were drunk?Very slightly, last night. And the night before...How many rings until you answer the phone?Answer? Phone? Rings? ...Have you ever been skinny dipping?YepIf yes, when was the last time?It was the same time.When was the last time you went on a date?While ago.Do you look more like your mother or father?Yes.Do you cry a lot?Yes, all the time. I can't stop. They will need to remove my tear glands, surgically.Do you ever cry to get your way?No. Who told you that?What phrase do you use most when on the phone?Phone? Use? Phrase? MOST???Are you the romantic type?OccasionallyHave you ever been chased by cops?Chased, no. Caught, yes.What do you like most about your body?It's big.What do you like least about your body?It's big.When did you have your first crush?Sixth gradeWhen was the last time you threw up?Danielle's bday (Sorry, Nunez!)In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?BrunetteDo you ever wear shirts do show your belly?Are you telling me to show my belly?What about cleavage?All the time.Is your best friend a virgin?HehehehHave you ever fucked someone up?Intentionally, no.Have you ever been fucked up?No.What theme does your room have?early dormWhat size show do you wear?12 1/2What is your screen name on AIM?ppppppppppppthhhhh!How are you feeling right now?full of fajitasWhen was the last time you were at a party?last nightHave you ever given a lapdance?noHave you ever recieved one?yesHas there ever been a rumor spread about you?I'm sure there has.What is one of your bad qualilties?Smoke too much.What is one of your good qualilties?I don't smoke "too much." [*typist does not understand this response]Would you marry for money?NoWhat do you drive?Golf ballsAre you more of a mommys or daddys child?momSo?Qua?Well?I dislike whomever wrote this test.When was the last time you cried in school?Fourth gradeWould you ever hook up with the same sex?One on one? No.What kind of music do you like?Guns n' Roses kick ass!! I don't care what you say, Danielle!Would you ever bungee jump?Sure, why not?What is your worst fear?FallingWould you ever join the army?No!Do you like cows?Uh huh. They're made of baseball mitts and steak.If you were to die today, what would you do?Die.If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?"Fumigate!"Do you like to party?NoHearts or broken hearts?What the fuck does that mean?Moons or stars?Clovers.Coke or pepsi?CokeFavorite scent?scent of a womanFavorite band?Cockjuggling ThundercuntsWould you ever dye your hair red?Sure.How many languages can you speak?Half.What time are you finishing this?4:12 pm.
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