Quizzy Fun
1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Anal penetration.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didn't make one last year. And probably not, since it's after New Years. I was considering giving up smoking. Danielle just laughed at me. That was supportive. Thank you, honey.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
My cousins Scott and Timothy's wives had children.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes.
5. What countries did you visit?
Vagicaland.
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
A job.
7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
August 31st-- My anniversary with Danielle ("BUT it was actually Sept 1st." -Danielle)
December 31st-- Day of my grandfather's funeral
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I got a giiiiiirrlfriend!! (Danielle is glaring at me. Something about being called an "achievement.") Oh, and we beat all three Marios. And Danielle got to level 19 in Tetris, which is not my achievement but she wanted me to add it.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Not finding a job.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Psoriasis. And a UTI.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My girlfriend's Christmas present.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Nobody's.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Everybody's. You all suck.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Probably cigarettes.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Sex.
16. What song(s) will always remind you of 2005?
Amish Paradise.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder?
Happier.
b) thinner or fatter?
Thinner.
c) richer or poorer?
Poorer.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Not being afraid.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being afraid.
20. How did you spend Christmas?
With my family.
21. Did you fall in love in 2005?
Yeah.
22. How many one-night stands?
Zero.
23. What was your favorite TV program?
"Law & Order"
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
No.
25. What was the best book you read?
"Distractions"
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Warren Zevon.
27. What did you want and get?
Girlfriend. ("Once again, I'm treated as a commodity." -Danielle)
28. What did you want and not get?
A job. And the "cold heat" soldering iron.
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
March of the Penguins.
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
25, and I sat around drinking Sake with Danielle, Karin, Max, Miranda, and Dave.
31.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Money.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Grunge.
33. What kept you sane?
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
None.
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
No smoking in bars. Even though that wasn't this year.
36. Who did you miss?
Jess. Max. Devin. Danielle, but only briefly.
37. Who was the best new person you met?
"Single Danielle"
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
Lube is your friend.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"How you doin', Bernie?/ Oy vey! Oy vey!/ All the goyam say he's pretty fly for a Rabbi."
Anal penetration.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Didn't make one last year. And probably not, since it's after New Years. I was considering giving up smoking. Danielle just laughed at me. That was supportive. Thank you, honey.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
My cousins Scott and Timothy's wives had children.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Yes.
5. What countries did you visit?
Vagicaland.
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?
A job.
7. What dates from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
August 31st-- My anniversary with Danielle ("BUT it was actually Sept 1st." -Danielle)
December 31st-- Day of my grandfather's funeral
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I got a giiiiiirrlfriend!! (Danielle is glaring at me. Something about being called an "achievement.") Oh, and we beat all three Marios. And Danielle got to level 19 in Tetris, which is not my achievement but she wanted me to add it.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Not finding a job.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Psoriasis. And a UTI.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My girlfriend's Christmas present.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Nobody's.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Everybody's. You all suck.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Probably cigarettes.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Sex.
16. What song(s) will always remind you of 2005?
Amish Paradise.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder?
Happier.
b) thinner or fatter?
Thinner.
c) richer or poorer?
Poorer.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Not being afraid.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being afraid.
20. How did you spend Christmas?
With my family.
21. Did you fall in love in 2005?
Yeah.
22. How many one-night stands?
Zero.
23. What was your favorite TV program?
"Law & Order"
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
No.
25. What was the best book you read?
"Distractions"
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Warren Zevon.
27. What did you want and get?
Girlfriend. ("Once again, I'm treated as a commodity." -Danielle)
28. What did you want and not get?
A job. And the "cold heat" soldering iron.
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
March of the Penguins.
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
25, and I sat around drinking Sake with Danielle, Karin, Max, Miranda, and Dave.
31.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Money.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?
Grunge.
33. What kept you sane?
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
None.
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
No smoking in bars. Even though that wasn't this year.
36. Who did you miss?
Jess. Max. Devin. Danielle, but only briefly.
37. Who was the best new person you met?
"Single Danielle"
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:
Lube is your friend.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"How you doin', Bernie?/ Oy vey! Oy vey!/ All the goyam say he's pretty fly for a Rabbi."