"How to date a Canadian" :)

Jan 20, 2017 09:49

"How to date a Canadian: embrace gender fluidity - and wear layers.
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Unlike Australians, Ethiopians and in fact every other nationality, Canadians don’t tend to congregate in neighbourhoods. No city on Earth has a Little Canada.
Canadians do, however, require shelter like other human beings: try Gumtree or Craigslist and you might be able to attract one to your house. They are sometimes spotted near youth hostels, sports bars and political protests.
If that fails, note that they’re also more susceptible to cold - all that time spent behind double-glazed windows in super-insulated homes has made them soft. So provide sources of warmth: log fires, hot chocolate and hugs. Canadians love a hug.
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jan/20/how-to-date-a-canadian
 
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