SDC Rules of the week.

[friendlypirate]

It seems like it is my turn to become captain of this ship. It might be a little hard, but I can promise you I will try my best to be a good captain. People who don't try hard aren't fit to be captain and I don't want to let my crew mates down

Comments

[warriorothesea]

DON'T BE FOOLISH!! IN ORDER TO BE AN EFFECTIVE LEADER, YOU MUST RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!! LIKE ME!!!!!

KUKUKU, I SUPPOSE THIS WILL JUST MAKE IT EASIER TO CONQUER YOU AND YOUR CREW!!!

[friendlypirate]

How do I rule with an iron fist? I don't have any iron gloves.

[warriorothesea]

KUKUKU, CLEARLY YOU SHOULD JUST TURN YOUR RULE OVER TO ME, USODABADA!!! I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVVVERYTHING!!! >D

[friendlypirate]

I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.

[warriorothesea]

THEN PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!!!

[friendlypirate]

Are we playing a game now?

[warriorothesea]

I AM ALWAYS DEADLY SERIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO EVIL!!

[friendlypirate]

You're really funny, sir.

[warriorothesea]

NOT FUNNY!! EEEEVIL!!! PURE EVIL!!

[friendlypirate]

You don't look evil though.

[warriorothesea]

WHAT?!?! CAN'T YOU SEE MY MUSTACHE?!?!?

[friendlypirate]

It's very handsome.

[warriorothesea]

AND ALSO EVIL!!

[friendlypirate]

I'm sorry, I don't find it very evil.

[warriorothesea]

...WHAT?!?! IT'S THE MOST EVIL MUSTACHE STYLE KNOWN TO MAN!!!!

[friendlypirate]

Really?